Something strange about PINEAPPLES and PINEAPPLE growing Countries.

[J.G.Blue.]

I thought pineapples come in tins

I went to the market with my uncle Jim,
Somebody threw a tomato at him,
Tomatoes dont hurt he did say with a grin,
But the next fucker did cos it came in a tin.

 

[ancoats]

I went to the market with my uncle Jim,
Somebody threw a tomato at him,
Tomatoes dont hurt he did say with a grin,
But the next fucker did cos it came in a tin.

Name a fruit starting with the letter T
tin pineapples

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Name a fruit starting with the letter T
tin pineapples

The apple
The orange
The pear
Etc

 

[old blue]

I have found something strange that everyone has to ask themselves

The countries that cultivate pineapples are returning crops that are smaller than normal, Also the pineapples from the philipines and malaysia are below average size eveny though
they are the best cultivators

None pineapple growing countries are not having this issues

Whats going on?

Cream on mine.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

The apple
The orange
The pear
Etc

An old Dublin joke.

Name two fruits beginning either the letter N.

A napple an’ a norange.

 

[Summerbuzz]

An old Dublin joke.

Name two fruits beginning either the letter N.

A napple an’ a norange.

I say napple all the time because so did mum and dad. But not norange.

Years later, I realised that was half the joke. Because in every other language, it's "Naranja".

And to most people worldwide who aren't English speakers, pineapple is "Ananas".

Which is fair enough, because its not an apple, and it doesnt come from pine trees. I suppose you could have it in a pie. Pineapple and apple pie. Or with a pie. Pineapple and apple pie. Look, if a french person can have bananes et ananas, then anything is possible. Especially if they serve them with Creme Anglais. Because thats custard!

Whereas, any english person having Bananas and Pineapple is actually having it with Creme. You know. Cream. Not French Creme Anglais.

 

[Coatigan]

Bump.

And lots of them.

 

[Marklr]

I have found something strange that everyone has to ask themselves

The countries that cultivate pineapples are returning crops that are smaller than normal, Also the pineapples from the philipines and malaysia are below average size eveny though
they are the best cultivators

None pineapple growing countries are not having this issues

Whats going on?

Fucking conspiracy theorist.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Surely non pineapple growing countries do not have the problem because, er, they aren't growing any....

 

[horlock_was_super]

I thought pineapples come in tins

No. That’s tuna.