Match Thread | West Ham vs Man City (07/08/22)

[Theengelbert]

Haaland is an absolute monster. This is what we’ve missed. I’m sick of watching Liverpool last season just need one chance and they score. We have someone like this now and it means we don’t have to have 10 chances to score each goal

 

[buckshot]

I stand corrected, Haaland is a bust and will never score again. :)

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

There’ll be some putrid yellow steam venting through rawk’s chimney atm.

 

[The_Maverick]

Sorry my stream is behind but that was a goal of fucking beauty.

Tyler also saying he was a bargain!!!’

 

[Keeper!]

ffs shit at heading though

 

[jimharri]

Raz and Jesus would want 5 touches and try to take it round the keeper.

They've gone. No need to take cheap shots at them now.

 

[deano ou812]

Just like Sergio 2 on his debut..

 

[wolviedinho]

Lethal fucking lethal

City are not really here

 

[1961_vintage]

His old mans a viking
He wears a viking hat,
His name is Alfie Haaland
He thinks Roy Keane's a twat.
He came to play for City
To pillage,score and loot
His name is Erling Haaland
He'll win the golden boot.

Decent.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

The reality is that ball from Kev could realistically happen 3/4 a game, with that ability to finish his numbers might actually get better