Nellies left peg
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I thought dancing on ice finished last week. None of the cunts on either side can stay on their feet
Never, in the history of creative writing, has a moment in life been so eloquently put into words. The delicate phrasing, subtle adjectives and perfect use of pronoun is a joy to behold. Since the Anglo-Saxons first rudimentary use of the English language in the 5th Century, nothing comes close. Or, to paraphrase..Pleased United got the equaliser to take it to extra time. But pleased in the way that you know when you really have bad guts and you have to rush into a decrepit pub to drop the kids off at the pool before you shit yourself. When you get there there's only 1 toilet, the cubicle door doesn't lock, there's no toilet paper and the toilet is already full of shit and won't flush so basically you have to shit your guts out onto an already toxic pile of shit, making the pile of shit even taller so it barely misses your arse cheeks, and then there's not even any way to wipe your arse afterwards so you have to use your kecks to do it.
Anyway I just wanted to describe how feeling happy the Rags scored against the Dippers made me feel.
Delighted, Shirley?Against any other team in the world I’d be gutted he’s missed that sitter.
However against the scousers I wish he’d slotted it home
Sergio would disagree.That’s stupid to go near post
Shitter thenMount was always shit tbf