United Thread | 2025/26

[Vienna_70]

It's a bad defeat, but they haven't become a bad team overnight.

Correct.

They’ve been working at it for more than a decade, now.

 

[Vienna_70]

Hold my beer territory.....


View attachment 175829

He has a talent for taking money off gullible rags.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I’m surprised that no credit has been given to the Everton brilliance required to bring an end to United’s 4 match unbeaten run. This sours the very real achievements of the manager and his band of merry men: the increase in points per game and the surge up the table from 15th to 10th. Patience, these are exciting times for all who are concerned with the reds future. Carry on Sir Jim, you’re doing just fine.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yeah but, No but - that averages out at a point a game, so technically, that equates to a 34 game unbeaten run in the land of the polished turds.

Shouldn’t you be posting this in the Save Our AMoron thread?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I really believe that the Rugs can't afford to sack I'm-a-moron.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I really believe that the Rugs can't afford to sack I'm-a-moron.

True, but you know the rags, money appears from that magic tree.

 

[VOOMER]

True, but you know the rags, money appears from that magic tree.

View attachment 175861

The Sinaloagulfcartelis tree

 

[city2]

Sky carrying out inquest into why the rags and scoucers are both shite who would have thought it taking the spotlight off the gunners red cartel getting all the attention

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

This just in from the ISS

 

[Blueboy73]

Has Pete Boyle released a new song to recognise the mess they are in yet?

The fat **** will copy another one of our songs and claim he's written it himself.

 

[GRB]

Here you go.
Never seen the 3rd and 4th ones before. What fucking accent so they have? It’s all “bro” and “bruv” every sentence

Where is Mr Byriani?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The next big issue will be the Cup, hopefully they'll get a 'tricky draw' in the 3rd round, say Villa/Palace/Newcastle away. I don't want them anywhere near us!

He's then left with nothing but the league, some of his best players hopefully going deep at AFCON and no European football next season after a shit winter/spring will result in further financial sanctions and who knows adidas might even take a stripe off them :)

Of course this is all bollocks because their ball will be already in the deep freeze in readiness for the lowest placed team to be drawn the 'plum tie' a visit from the mighty manchesnytid.

Wherever they're at it'll be on the telly!

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m surprised that no credit has been given to the Everton brilliance required to bring an end to United’s 4 match unbeaten run. This sours the very real achievements of the manager and his band of merry men: the increase in points per game and the surge up the table from 15th to 10th. Patience, these are exciting times for all who are concerned with the reds future. Carry on Sir Jim, you’re doing just fine.

You must know what it’s like with the British sports media, and their arse-licking of the rags.

Whence that shower of shite from Trafford lose, it’s never how well the opposition played, but how poor scum were.

Examples include:

The Maine Road Massacre
The last Maine Road derby
The Munich Air Disaster 50th Anniversary game
The 2011 FA Cup semifinal
The Sick Swan
And many more.

The media just can’t help themselves.

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Sk@mcfc]

He's a horrible slimy **** but 27 pound to transfer a ticket is ridiculous

I know it’s not nearly enough for that ****

 

[East Level 2]

And another midweek without defeat in European competitions. They really have turned a corner.

 

[JASR]

‘Northern’ clubs - how to avoid saying City or Liverpool - Simon ‘Watch’ Stone doing a sterling job in making a major story of all fans , just about United…

Manchester United tickets: How Old Trafford club are trying to tackle touts

Manchester United are trying several approaches to combat the problem of ticket touts.

www.bbc.co.uk

Still it’s nice to see something being said about the appalling treatment of supporters … it could have been so much better piece, if he’d looked up from his watch and got more info from other ‘northern’ clubs.

 

[give it to gordon]

‘Northern’ clubs - how to avoid saying City or Liverpool - Simon ‘Watch’ Stone doing a sterling job in making a major story of all fans , just about United…

Manchester United tickets: How Old Trafford club are trying to tackle touts

Manchester United are trying several approaches to combat the problem of ticket touts.

www.bbc.co.uk

Still it’s nice to see something being said about the appalling treatment of supporters … it could have been so much better piece, if he’d looked up from his watch and got more info from other ‘northern’ clubs.

I thought it was going to be a piece on touts not wanting rag tickets

 

[Asa's left peg]

More shite to try and keep them in the headlines, by Stone. BBC are reporting that their new stadium is on the list for the 2035 world cup!!!

As far I am aware there are no formal plans or applications.

 

[the blue panther]

All these stats are not helping our efforts to keep Ruben in his job so, please stop posting them. Its important to remember he's just won 4 in a row at home there is definite progress

We need to keep quiet about this - that type of record could very easily get him the Anfield job. Ruben could 'slot' in there very easily :-)