United Thread | 2025/26

[cheekybids]

Mbuemo, and that little shit Amad, should both have been booked for diving and trying to win penalties tonight, cheating rag cunts.

& under the piss can they’d have got penalties, 3 points & we’d be gas lit that it all evens itself out over the season.

 

[TravisBickle]

Absolute clowns. Half of them all “I said we’d score! I said we’d score” and when West Ham score half of them are all “I knew it, I just knew they’d score….”

Why don’t they buy lottery tickets every week?

Looks like one of them is on a treadmill…maybe he got a call from Amoron

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

Wolves have to win sometime ;)

Funny as fuck if it was Monday night!

Monday nights aren't going too well for the Rags so far, a defeat to 10 man Everton and a draw with West Ham.

You do know today is Thursday?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

:"Second balls sometimes are tactical things. We try to adjust with the players we have."

Amorim basically admitting the players he has are shit.

 

[TShed]

Slimey has opened his latest unbiased pointless and no doubt expensive waste of license fee payers money BBC article on last nights non event at the swamp up for comments
Never read these before …. Well entertaining worth a visit

 

[Winchester]

Looks like one of them is on a treadmill…maybe he got a call from Amoron

They belong in a zoo

 

[HermanPant]

They belong in a zoo

Todd Browning could find work for them.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

They play wolves in the league twice now this month, so maybe amorim can get a couple of wins and eek his tenure out for a bit longer, before getting knocked out of the fa cup and sacked in the new year. They dont have any particularly easy runs of games in the new year after they play leeds and Burnley in the first week by the looks of things - their easiest run of games left of the season is now

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Slimey has opened his latest unbiased pointless and no doubt expensive waste of license fee payers money BBC article on last nights non event at the swamp up for comments
Never read these before …. Well entertaining worth a visit

I never read that shite but from your post decided to have a quick look.

The article itself is not worth the effort of scrolling but, the comments were an eye opener.....it's not just us pissed off with Stones love-in with them.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Just seen a BBC headline saying ‘Rags halted’ and was thinking that they’d been on a run of wins. Turns out their winning run was at ONE!

ONE win in last 5.

 

[give it to gordon]

What the actual fuck is that?

If City had this flag it would be seen as how Britain fought of Argentina for the Falkland islands. There would be condemnation of City stirring up bad blood between the two countries.

I think the flag is in bad taste.

 

[east2]

If City had this flag it would be seen as how Britain fought of Argentina for the Falkland islands. There would be condemnation of City stirring up bad blood between the two countries.

I think the flag is in bad taste.

‘City charged for promoting knife culture in the UK’

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Not long left for Ruben his reluctance to change the formation will be the end of him. I also think it shows he's just not that good of a coach/manager everyone can see he hasn't the players for the system but him. A million miles from a team ready to challenge for trophies and I'd be surprised if they managed to get European football next season as I see at least 8 or 9 teams that are better if not more!!

 

[pauls]

Not long left for Ruben his reluctance to change the formation will be the end of him. I also think it shows he's just not that good of a coach/manager everyone can see he hasn't the players for the system but him. A million miles from a team ready to challenge for trophies and I'd be surprised if they managed to get European football next season as I see at least 8 or 9 teams that are better if not more!!

If they hadnt scrawped wins at Palace and Anfield their greatest historical rivals theyd be 4 points off the drop.

 

[Blueboy73]

Blueboy can you give me a potted history of the rags specifically the hand outs. I need more ammo to throw at a rag mate.

Stadium given FOC by Sugar Daddy John Davies.
Government grant to rebuild after the war after lobbying bu their sexjnd Sugar Daddy James Gibson at a time the country was on it's arse financially
Cantilever Stand built for them for the 66 world cup.

 

[blueste41]

Have to question the media agenda for giving rags full exposure. From 24 November until end of December there are 6 nights when only one PL match is being played. YEP - it’s Rags each time so there is no option for tv footie fans (globally probably) but to watch the rags on those nights. This includes Boxing Day when traditionally all clubs used to play & football was a Boxing Day treat.

The top clubs all play on a night when there are several matches to choose from.

What is going on?? Why are the rags being given special attention???

So the whole world can witness at first hand just how fukin shit they are? I actually applaud broadcasters for allowing this to happen.

 

[1961_vintage]

What the actual fuck is that?

Wonderful tribute to one of our moderators on here.

@cleavers

 

[Gazza]

BBC headline - West Ham deny United from top 5 spot.

What relevance is 5th anyway ?

This is the thing that they sing the 20 times song about, it's the 20th time they've fucked up trying to get to 5th position this season.

 

[Kippax77]

What the actual fuck is that?

A tribute to their hardest, tiniest, made out of glass , 'legend'
How very desperate.

 

[TShed]

I never read that shite but from your post decided to have a quick look.

The article itself is not worth the effort of scrolling but, the comments were an eye opener.....it's not just us pissed off with Stones love-in with them.

Same as you mate never read his shite but the idiot is so up his own arse from now on I’m searching for open for comment articles by him

Most entertaining evening read I’ve had for a long time even considering setting up a BBC account so I can contribute we should all pile on it

I think the trick is to avoid BBC filters tho is the create a kind of yardie language but for this just avoid using inflammatory language could be a good game to see who can get away with the most damnations of him and the rags using carefully chosen wording