No way is she wearing black when he pops his clogs!
Which one is that?wars that never would have happened,
All of them. Don't you know that we would be living in a golden age of Pax Americana if only he had been made President for life?Which one is that?
Yeah but how long will the balls be in play for?Here's the running order for today's World Cup draw - it's as though somebody said 'make it as horrific as possible':
"The ceremony gets started at 17:00 GMT (12:00 local time) on 5 December, but there's going to be far more to this glitzy event than simply pulling the countries out of a hat.
Supermodel Heidi Klum, comedian Kevin Hart and actor and producer Danny Ramirez will co-host.
Before the draw there will be live music performances from Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger, while Fifa president Gianni Infantino and US President Donald Trump are both expected to make speeches.
Then it is on to video clips of the finalists, introductions and the draw itself.
Former Manchester United and England defender Rio Ferdinand will conduct the draw.
The 47-year-old will be joined by broadcaster Samantha Johnson and a host of sporting greats, including Tom Brady, Wayne Gretzky, Aaron Judge and Shaquille O'Neal.
Once the draw has been completed, the Village People will perform YMCA to bring the curtain down, with the entire ceremony expected to last about 90 minutes"
90 minutes? Who are they trying to kid?
There's gonna be a massive party in the new ballroomNo way is she wearing black when he pops his clogs!
Might be worth watching for a game of Trump Bingo. Biden, Obama, stolen election, wars stopped, wars that never would have happened, Russia hoax plus lots of anecdotes where people call him sir.
It's all he can stay awake for these days.Apparently they've allocated him, er, sorry, the prize winner, 2 minutes to talk. That could be interesting.
Did they photoshop out the scythe??
Europe should be boycotting the WC. While I’m at it Europe should also stop aid to India. Fucking sick of all this shit nowInaugural FIFA Peace Prize ffs. Fuck the World Cup.
They wouldn't have won the last world war if he'd been president.Would USA have won the last World Cup if he had been president?
Better (more likely) would be if France win it with an all black "non-European" team.Unless he's dead by next summer you're going to see him on the stage while they present the World Cup trophy. There's also a good chance that if it's a "shithole country" team that wins he'll declare the competition rigged and have all of the non-white teams deported.