Things you do to piss others off - and why not?

[mr t]

Practically crawling over speed bumps and then driving really slowly between them whilst being followed by folk in a rush - you can almost feel their anger and pain whilst you’re knowingly making their life a misery - fucking priceless lol

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ive maintained the 2 metre distancing thing from covid times in queues at shops and supermarkets. I think it makes sense and is basic manners and common sense. When Im loading up the conveyor belt thing or waiting to pay and folk stand next to.me or right behind me I just stop and ask if they are ok, or if they look like rude wankers I ask if I am in their way somehow. Give eachother a bit of space.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Merry Christmas.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I once put a drawing pin hole in the bottom of every 4th cup in a stack of polystyrene cups in the apprentice break room of a well known aerospace company, and also drew a massive cock and balls on the third page of a flip chart in the presentation room.

Childish I know, but one of the little scroats annoyed me....

Merry Christmas.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Practically crawling over speed bumps and then driving really slowly between them whilst being followed by folk in a rush - you can almost feel their anger and pain whilst you’re knowingly making their life a misery - fucking priceless lol

u ok hun?

 

[KS55]

Posting on Bluemoon, according to Domalino.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

I did start opening bags of crisps at the bottom because it really annoyed a woman I used to work with. It has backfired somewhat as I now only open them at the bottom so its become an OCD habit of my own.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I did start opening bags of crisps at the bottom because it really annoyed a woman I used to work with. It has backfired somewhat as I now only open them at the bottom so its become an OCD habit of my own.

Don’t they fall out when you do that ;)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Talk sense about City's finances and FFP. Seems to piss quite a few off.

 

[Fourinarow]

I've got better things to do than purposely trying to piss others off going about their day when they've probably got enough shit going on in their life.

 

[journolud]

I've got better things to do than purposely trying to piss others off going about their day when they've probably got enough shit going on in their life.

You only said that to piss the OP off

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Just being alive

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Calling out conspiracy theorist nutters.

 

[Jazzman]

In the countryside where I live there are some miserable cunts roaming about trying to spread their negativity. Mainly farmers. I call them emotional black holes. When I meet one I greet with purpose and smile at them, to force them to greet back. I actually enjoy their pain when they are forced to acknowledge my existence and have to accept that I am immune to their negativity:-)

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Sending this Runt to a few family members this morning.
My mum read it but didn’t reply which means she’s pissed off ;-)

 

[Magicpole]

Having great hair never fails to piss my baldy mates off. I have many nude nut friends.

Not that I mention it much. Baldy Cunts

 

[Magicpole]

Sending this Runt to a few family members this morning.
My mum read it but didn’t reply which means she’s pissed off ;-)

Class. You're the winner. If i ever meet you, I'm buy the beer. Well the first round, I'm not fucking made of money.

 

[balotellishaircut]

The PL fixture list giving City 2 away games over Xmas has pissed me right off.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I did start opening bags of crisps at the bottom because it really annoyed a woman I used to work with. It has backfired somewhat as I now only open them at the bottom so its become an OCD habit of my own.

There’s a top and bottom of crisp packets?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Ive maintained the 2 metre distancing thing from covid times in queues at shops and supermarkets. I think it makes sense and is basic manners and common sense. When Im loading up the conveyor belt thing or waiting to pay and folk stand next to.me or right behind me I just stop and ask if they are ok, or if they look like rude wankers I ask if I am in their way somehow. Give eachother a bit of space.

Ha ha ha ha - did you do that on purpose? :))))