Things you do to piss others off - and why not?

@SWP's back started a private convo with me, calling me this that and the other.
I was very polite in my reply but he them rudely stated he had put me on ignore.
I politely replied again and he got all worked up calling me more names,
so i keep politely replying and he keeps replying calling me more names because i must be a moron who doesn't fucking get it that he cannot read my replies.
He seems, by his replies, to be getting more+more pissed off,
but in my opinion it was he who started the convo, not me,
and he is the only one who is being nasty, so i believe i am entitled to reply every time he posts something else in the convo.
And why not haha

Of course he won't be able to read this hehehe
 
Ive maintained the 2 metre distancing thing from covid times in queues at shops and supermarkets. I think it makes sense and is basic manners and common sense. When Im loading up the conveyor belt thing or waiting to pay and folk stand next to.me or right behind me I just stop and ask if they are ok, or if they look like rude wankers I ask if I am in their way somehow. Give eachother a bit of space.
I agree that’s really annoying. And they push the divider right up to yours so their shopping is virtually falling into yours. Ignorant bastards!
 
It's planes he hates.

I also do the speed hump thing. Makes me giggle inside.
It’s especially funny when it’s a no mark young bloke, in a fake souped up piece of shit, giving it large when he only ever goes a mile from home. He’s not exactly the CEO of a multi national in a hurry to save a 1000 people’s jobs or a heart surgeon on the way to theatre.
 
It’s especially funny when it’s a no mark young bloke, in a fake souped up piece of shit, giving it large when he only ever goes a mile from home. He’s not exactly the CEO of a multi national in a hurry to save a 1000 people’s jobs or a heart surgeon on the way to theatre.
I always judge them at the lights. Right up my arse then it's 23 miles an hour down the hill until I turn off. Giggling to myself.

I also slow down alongside lorries who are indicating to pull out on dual carriageways. They always seem to want to pull out and overtake when going uphill. The twats.
 

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