Wayne Rooney

The fat fuckin **** is too thick to see Sly are using him to peddle their utter bollocks
 
There's a video shot from near the corner of the south and east stands showing the QPR bench celebrating just before Aguerooooooooo!!!, but none of the players seemed to react and those on the pitch looked devastated when we scored.
Again, collaborates with Nedum’s version. Aguero scores and he turns to the QPR bench to see them all cheering!
 
His choices for the best players so far this season are laughable …

He really hasn’t seen the elephant in the room , unless he’s looking in a mirror …
 
His management record yet hes the font of all knowledge telling the best managers what they are doing wrong .......... love the beeb and sly shoving an ex rag on the box
 
Wow, brilliant spot fair play. I didnt even notice Gibbs White trying to engineer a phantom free kick. Obviously Dyche will see what he wants to see cos hes a ****.
Hmmmmm, it was more likely to be a poorly paid researcher that is tasked with looking at incidents who then present the findings to the pundits.
No way does the fat bastard analyse anything other than the menu at McDonald's.
 
Hmmmmm, it was more likely to be a poorly paid researcher that is tasked with looking at incidents who then present the findings to the pundits.
No way does the fat bastard analyse anything other than the menu at McDonald's.
I thought that myself.

If the fat, thick, granny-shagging Scouse bastard was any good at analysis, his managerial career would have been more successful.
 
Good grief just how bad is Rooney on MOTD erm you know erm County Derby …
This week was his most professional performance yet, the poor lad's trying his best.

He doesn't seem capable of keeping up with the autocue, so all "his" analysis just merges into one long sentence connected with almost breathless utterances of "and here's another" as yet another clip is shown.

Unfortunately for him he's just not great at speaking, which raises questions regarding his suitability and the process involved in hiring him. Nothing more than jobs for the boys, shameless BBC antics given how they're funded.
 
I don't bother with MotD anymore, and I cannot stand the BBC anyway, so I don't think I'm missing anything. But I really do find it offensive that we are forced to pay for a licence that will go some way in paying this fat imbecile's wage packet.
At school most of us had at least one classmate who wasn't the brightest in the pack, and we all of us would take the piss something chronic (yes, not very 'woke,' but it happened anyway). And that is just how I see Shrek, a slow-witted dullard who would have struggled in any other walk of life had it not been for his undoubted ability on the football field. But, and this is the thing, he should not be anywhere near a TV studio just because he could play a bit. He seems to struggle to put a sentence together. So why would an organisation like the BBC put him on a TV programme that regularly gets viewers in their millions? It's like a cruel joke, parading the class half-wit so the nation can have a laugh at his expense.
 

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