9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Shit. Again.

His movement and finishing is Bony-esque.

 

[Blue Hefner]

With a big wage comes big responsibility. Like it or not, that’s just how it is

Until he re-starts putting the ball in the net on a regular basis, he’ll get criticism

 

[WestGorton]

that's fine and that's fair. I am putting the reality as it is today because i don't like living in the past

The past is when he was the best player at home to Newcastle in the league.

 

[WestGorton]

We could easily have won the champions league. He didn't score much. Foden and Bernie could have played as false 9s.

Yawn. It's a team game and he was part of it like Grealish etc. You may have forgot the goal against Dortmund. Obviously.

 

[samuelyeboah]

The past is when he was the best player at home to Newcastle in the league.

I mean others were impressed but I wasn't to be honest. Like hooray he made a few good passes and didn't get bullied by a defender for once.

 

[robbieh]

Yawn. It's a team game and he was part of it like Grealish etc. You may have forgot the goal against Dortmund. Obviously.

Yes he was part of it, like Grealish was , and I am glad Jack has moved on.

 

[hilts]

I mean others were impressed but I wasn't to be honest. Like hooray he made a few good passes and didn't get bullied by a defender for once.

When you play like a fat bloke in a coma then even moving gets you motm.

Haaland, world star, played okay the other week.

Its getting scouse like now.

 

[WestGorton]

Oh dear.

 

[Berti No Show]

I wish I got paid half a mil a week to be a useless cnunt.

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Just an absolute f’kin mystery,what has happened with this guy!?Nobody is able to explain it,and I don’t expect them to.I’d go as far as to say he’s cost us another title,with his substandard effort and finishing,over the last 3months or so.He has been that bad,..sorry..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Proof that clones exist. The real Haaland clearly died 3 months ago

 

[Craig]

The past is when he was the best player at home to Newcastle in the league.

Yeah, he played well in a game and actually put himself about. Makes his lack of fight in so many other games all the more frustrating

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

He’ll be back …. in the summer when Norway reach the semis and he takes home the golden boot. Till then Erling Bradbury it is …. enjoy.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

The past is when he was the best player at home to Newcastle in the league.

The only game this calendar year he has tried in. That performance, when placed alongside all the others just makes me more fed up with him. It proves he isn’t giving his all, as that game showed what giving his all looks like. I’d be less pissed off if he was shit in that game too, as his lack of effort wouldn’t be so undeniable. It could maybe have been put down to something else.

 

[IrishBloodEnglishHeart]

He’ll be back …. in the summer when Norway reach the semis and he takes home the golden boot. Till then Erling Bradbury it is …. enjoy.

I think that's really harsh on him....Lee put the effort in, he just wasn't very good.

 

[Nickyweaver01]

Impossible job without Cherki and Doku on the pitch.

Semenyo and Marmoush are unlikely to create anything for him. O’Reilly and Bernardo don’t make much happen either

 

[Paul1970]

We have a major problem building with him and a few others atm this season is gonna get worse as the wheels are really falling off .

 

[ScottSinclair]

Needs a new manager

 

[ScottSinclair]

Just an absolute f’kin mystery,what has happened with this guy!?Nobody is able to explain it,and I don’t expect them to.I’d go as far as to say he’s cost us another title,with his substandard effort and finishing,over the last 3months or so.He has been that bad,..sorry..

He is the only reason we were in it in the first place.

 

[Sir peace frog]

slow ponderous play ,pushing teams back hes playing with 5 people around him, he needs quick balls, he makes plenty of runs, we just dont have the vision to spot and find him, i dont believe hes lazy, i dont believe hes not arsed, give him the ball and he will start scoring again