He gets the club….

Despite minor skirmishes reported at tonight's Champions league final the police are reporting it passed off successfully.
To back that up they report that;
•No one was killed
•No one jibbed in and as a result it kicked off on time
•No one robbed their own supporters of a ticket
•No one was pushed into a fountain and nobody exposed themselves to women and children
But the main fact the police are reporting as to why it passed off peacefully is that no fuckin' Dipper bastards were there
 
Despite minor skirmishes reported at tonight's Champions league final the police are reporting it passed off successfully.
To back that up they report that;
•No one was killed
•No one jibbed in and as a result it kicked off on time
•No one robbed their own supporters of a ticket
•No one was pushed into a fountain and nobody exposed themselves to women and children
But the main fact the police are reporting as to why it passed off peacefully is that no fuckin' Dipper bastards were there

Nobody was hit over the head with a paving slab
 

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