What's the worst "world's gone mad" nonsense you've ever heard?

[mancboy]

So at work today someone had theiq mug confiscated from them as it might be deemed offensive ( ive shown the mug below). To this end i was wondering whats the most worlds gone mad thing you've seen.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

HR, not you ;-)

 

[blueparrot]

Nothing I’ve ever cared much about. Though the meaningless word woke does annoy me

 

[Pedestrian]

Anyone who uses the term ‘woke’ iac.

 

[Blue Mist]

I did work for a national bus company. I went to a depot in Leeds to see the engineering manager.
Hard working, salt of the earth lads were working on the buses.
The Engineering Manager asked if I wanted a brew. I said "I'll have a black coffee please".....
'Oh you cant say that...... its a coffee with no milk.'

I told him not to bother.

 

[mancboy]

Nothing I’ve ever cared much about. Though the meaningless word woke does annoy me

I don't care i just roll my eyes

 

[idahoblues]

Trump is POTUS !

 

[threespires]

Trump is POTUS !

Close the thread.

 

[mancboy]

Trump is POTUS !

For a second time

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Pundits saying the scum will be title contenders next year.
The scum saying they’ll win the title by 2028.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

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HR, not you ;-)

My misses got me that mug

 

[dickie davies]

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HR, not you ;-)

One of the blokes who works in our office, who's first name begins with C and surname with T, thinks he's cool by signing off emails CT
He's referred to in the warehouse as UN

 

[journolud]

 

[TinFoilHat]

I introduced myself as an alcoholic to break tensions in a negotiation meeting with management. The only one that didn't laugh? H.R bod. That robot threatened me with disciplinary action. I smiled and replied that they need a drink to de-stress.

 

[TinFoilHat]

So at work today someone had theiq mug confiscated from them as it might be deemed offensive ( ive shown the mug below). To this end i was wondering whats the most worlds gone mad thing you've seen.

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Isn't that some fantasy nerd mug? I wouldn't be offended by it.

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

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HR, not you ;-)

Ha ha I have that cup

 

[I'm With Stupid]

So at work today someone had theiq mug confiscated from them as it might be deemed offensive ( ive shown the mug below). To this end i was wondering whats the most worlds gone mad thing you've seen.

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[Vienna_70]

Asda Eastlands café - and probably all Asda cafés - offers a 10% discount on food and drink for over 60s on Wednesdays.

But the staff are not allowed to ask for proof of age!

 

[NPBlue]

The world is flat.

 

[SamTheGuru]

So at work today someone had theiq mug confiscated from them as it might be deemed offensive ( ive shown the mug below). To this end i was wondering whats the most worlds gone mad thing you've seen.

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Bins are not allowed in offices anymore! Beat that one.