Viginity Lost (18 over only please)

Pigeonho said:
SWP's back said:
You are right mate, I would have hated to do it with a girl I knew or cared about. What a waste of my flower that would have been. The name of mine was funny aswell Becky Dire and I shit you not, that was her surname. She later got suspended from her school for sleeping with a teacher on a Ski trip a couple of years later when she was 17. So did the teacher also.
Hahahah!!! Becky Dire!!! School is a shit place for a story like that to break out. I went to school with who eventually became the mother of my kids. I was 16 and she was 14 at the time we first met. She had recently given a mate of mine a blow job and agreed to do the same for me too. She did the deed whilst her cousin was pissed up asleep next to us in the bed. Her cousin pissed her knickers that night and became known as tracey piss the bed. That was her nick name from 3rd year onwards, tracey piss the bed. Me having a big mouth on me, (hard to believe eh?!), also let it be known that the blow job I had was fucking awesome, so labelled her Zoe Blow Job Lips. That name also stuck with her from 3rd year onwards. When we met years after school, and eventually had a 7 year relationship, she reminded me of how shit I had made her life at school for saying that, and how shit her cousins life at school had been because we had told everyone she pissed her bed. School - a horrible place!

haha I know what you mean. I was at an all lads Grammar school and was the first of my then mates to actually copulate. One lad asked what it tasted like and I said "walrus" for some reason and was then known as the walrus licker for a term or so.

Could have kicked myself.
 
SWP's back said:
Pigeonho said:
Hahahah!!! Becky Dire!!! School is a shit place for a story like that to break out. I went to school with who eventually became the mother of my kids. I was 16 and she was 14 at the time we first met. She had recently given a mate of mine a blow job and agreed to do the same for me too. She did the deed whilst her cousin was pissed up asleep next to us in the bed. Her cousin pissed her knickers that night and became known as tracey piss the bed. That was her nick name from 3rd year onwards, tracey piss the bed. Me having a big mouth on me, (hard to believe eh?!), also let it be known that the blow job I had was fucking awesome, so labelled her Zoe Blow Job Lips. That name also stuck with her from 3rd year onwards. When we met years after school, and eventually had a 7 year relationship, she reminded me of how shit I had made her life at school for saying that, and how shit her cousins life at school had been because we had told everyone she pissed her bed. School - a horrible place!

haha I know what you mean. I was at an all lads Grammar school and was the first of my then mates to actually copulate. One lad asked what it tasted like and I said "walrus" for some reason and was then known as the walrus licker for a term or so.

Could have kicked myself.

This thread has potential............ walrus lol It took me months to convince my mates to go down on a bird the soft bastards. All crying saying it tastes like a 2p haha.
 
I lost mine when i was 17.
Me and a few mates were at a party at some place in hadfield(video vault or something like that it was called), anyway a girl i was working with had said she was gonna bring some mates for my mates(as you do) so after having a few pints of courage we all went round the corner to 1 of the girls houses. When we arrived we all paired off into different rooms and got to it, after about 5 mins just as i was firing my load all over this her back i hear the front door open and a woman in her 40s comes in screaming and shouting telling us all to" get the fuck out " and calling her daughter a "slag". so i grab my clothes and leg it down the stairs out the front door and round the corner to the train station whilst putting my clothes on (there was a couple of inches of snow lying on the ground aswell), Luckily getting to the train station just before the last train pulls away. So really the girls mum who came in did me a favour cos i didnt have to feel guilty for pumping the girl and fooking off.
 
I was 15 at a house party with my brother who was 20 everyone older then me and my brother got me and this bird in a room and I was in Lasted a good 2-5 mins dont know how was for her but I thought I was the Shit!!
 
Scottyboi said:
SWP's back said:
haha I know what you mean. I was at an all lads Grammar school and was the first of my then mates to actually copulate. One lad asked what it tasted like and I said "walrus" for some reason and was then known as the walrus licker for a term or so.

Could have kicked myself.

This thread has potential............ walrus lol It took me months to convince my mates to go down on a bird the soft bastards. All crying saying it tastes like a 2p haha.

Hahahaha, Walrus!!! Fuck i wish I would have said that in school about a girl! 'Walrus fanny'!!
 
Pigeonho said:
Scottyboi said:
This thread has potential............ walrus lol It took me months to convince my mates to go down on a bird the soft bastards. All crying saying it tastes like a 2p haha.

Hahahaha, Walrus!!! Fuck i wish I would have said that in school about a girl! 'Walrus fanny'!!

We had 'fish fingers' would always ask around for some bread to make a butty with em hahahaha
 
School was awful one bird managed to get herself shagged by one of the biggest pisstakers in my year, and was from then on known only as "Kipper Knickers". I'm sure it was his defence tactic in case she told anyone he had a little dick.
 
Pigeonho said:
SWP's back said:
You are right mate, I would have hated to do it with a girl I knew or cared about. What a waste of my flower that would have been. The name of mine was funny aswell Becky Dire and I shit you not, that was her surname. She later got suspended from her school for sleeping with a teacher on a Ski trip a couple of years later when she was 17. So did the teacher also.
Hahahah!!! Becky Dire!!! School is a shit place for a story like that to break out. I went to school with who eventually became the mother of my kids. I was 16 and she was 14 at the time we first met. She had recently given a mate of mine a blow job and agreed to do the same for me too. She did the deed whilst her cousin was pissed up asleep next to us in the bed. Her cousin pissed her knickers that night and became known as tracey piss the bed. That was her nick name from 3rd year onwards, tracey piss the bed. Me having a big mouth on me, (hard to believe eh?!), also let it be known that the blow job I had was fucking awesome, so labelled her Zoe Blow Job Lips. That name also stuck with her from 3rd year onwards. When we met years after school, and eventually had a 7 year relationship, she reminded me of how shit I had made her life at school for saying that, and how shit her cousins life at school had been because we had told everyone she pissed her bed. School - a horrible place!

sick cnut
 
I was 15, I just remember thinking that it wasn't like it was in porn and it all seemed like a lot of effort and mess. I was stoned on shit hash too which made it all feel quite removed and nauseating. Must have been OK though as we carried on seeing each other for months afterwards and she wanted/got more.
 

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