Eating on the toilet

Just treated myself to a SDP, a couple of observations 1) there was no splash back and it all went in the toilet (mrs gazinho will be pleased) 2) I felt less 'manly' suddenly felt like I should be wearing a skirt and speaking in a soft voice and 3) I nearly excreted without even needing too, must have been my bodies way of telling me the only time I am allowed a SDP is when it is accompanied by a poo!!!

Back to the original point I have decided its absolutely minging to eat whilst on the toilet!
 
i like to have a spliff on the toilet and sit there for 30 minutes taking my time and enjoying it. especially after a big dinner the night before.
 
blue jim said:
i like to have a spliff on the toilet and sit there for 30 minutes taking my time and enjoying it. especially after a big dinner the night before.

I thought you said sniff at first...
 
Thought i`d give it a go and report live to all of you. I`m half way through my starter of Chicken Pakoras and am enjoying the sensation of eating on the bog. Chicken Madras to come next with pilau rice and garlic naan. I could get used to this.
 
blue jim said:
i like to have a spliff on the toilet and sit there for 30 minutes taking my time and enjoying it. especially after a big dinner the night before.
When I was young and single i used to enjoy a spliff on the stinker.

But never ever food. Disgusting.
 
MCC said:
Thought i`d give it a go and report live to all of you. I`m half way through my starter of Chicken Pakoras and am enjoying the sensation of eating on the bog. Chicken Madras to come next with pilau rice and garlic naan. I could get used to this.
Why not just cut out the middleman and pour the food straight down the stinker? Got to be a good way of losing weight too
 

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