My wife has a cold....

its simple tuck her up in bed with a hot water bottle and the remote controls and you fuck off to the match.
 
blueste41 said:
.....and is really worried she will be to ill to go/enjoy the game. what should she do?
You're fucking joking, aren't you?! A fucking cold?! Honestly?! Michael Jordan played an NBA Finals game (got man of the match too) with the flu. Bert Trautmann played on in an FA Cup Final with a broken neck. The only thing a cold can stop you doing in tasting your food properly, you have to blow your nose a lot and you need to sleep...at worst you get a head ache.
 
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blueste41 said:
.....and is really worried she will be to ill to go/enjoy the game. what should she do?

Whatever she wants.

Better she doesn't go so a man can have her ticket to this historic match.
 
Here in iraq we say when you get home beat your wife, even if you don't know she will

BEaT her


Or smash back doors in and repeat

If this is not succesful a combination of the 2 or alternate betweeen beatings and back door smashing
 

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