gaudinho's stolen car
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Didsbury Dave said:Many years ago I had a crazy neighbour like this. Needy and always making excuses to come round. She was a member of a religious cult called the 'London church of christ' . People used to come around to her flat and have prayer sessions and the likes. She was good looking but was only allowed to date people in her religion who were selected for her, and only with a chaperone. She wasn't allowed to drink, smoke, swear, nothing.
One night I came back from a night out to find her crying in the communal hallway. Full of chemical bonhamie, i went in to listen to her problems. I ended up giving her half an E and shagged her in her shower.
I still expect hell for it.
Brilliant.