Umbrella users....

[Cellarite]

When they pick their kids up from school in the rain and have the umbrella up, it simply causes another obstruction. One day, I'll snap on my way to pick up my boys. You have the pram bastards who think you can walk through it while they stand gabbing with the pram turned side on, pushing it back and forth so that you have no idea where it's going, then there's the fuckwits who stop to talk to their friend in a fucking gateway. Please, take two steps to one side so that we can all collect our children. If you ever see an incident reported on Sky News at a Hull school, the chances are I've exploded and shoved an umbrella up a Jeremy Kyle loving, chav mother's arse.

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm going to buy 3 brollys now just to pee you brolly haters Off

 

[Cellarite]

I'm going to buy 3 brollys now just to pee you brolly haters Off

I'll bet you own a dog or a cat as well.

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm going to buy 3 brollys now just to pee you brolly haters Off

I'll bet you own a dog or a cat as well.

1 dog 4 cats

 

[Bluebird1]

I think my brolly is really cool ...

 

[Cellarite]

I'm going to buy 3 brollys now just to pee you brolly haters Off

I'll bet you own a dog or a cat as well.

1 dog 4 cats

For fuck's sake. Do you drive like a twat? Do you wait until you see the amount due before you think of getting your purse out?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Brollys fall into the same category as having a Baked Potato for lunch.

Both aimed at the bird market.

 

[tangaroa]

Cocktails are gay, with umbrellas in is double gay

Good job I drink pints then and live in in Cyprus, sorry, what's an umbrella??

Cyprus is gay

They invented it, the Greeks

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

I think my brolly is really cool ...

Its bad luck to have an open brolly under a roof if you're superstitious.

If not don't worry about it because its just bollocks.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Moaning about umbrellas

No wonder this country is fucked