My Mrs has bought a dress......

2sheikhs said:
markbmcfc said:
......and it is RED.

This is the first red thing she has bought and I need guidance from bluemoon's finest.

Being a big blue herself, she was rather nervous about making such a purchase, and when she told me my face nearly matched the colour of the dress.

The bigger problem is she looks fucking good in it. (No, pics will not be provided).

I can't stand anything red for obvious reasons (Never understood why blues drive red cars), so do I instigate disciplinary measures, or marvel in her beauty feeling that little bit dirty for liking something that colour?

Anyone else have a no red clothing policy? Or am I just a little strange?
If she wears black underwear and black shoes, the red and black together can be the away strip.


I have black tights and black shoes! :)
 
SambaBoys said:
2sheikhs said:
markbmcfc said:
......and it is RED.

This is the first red thing she has bought and I need guidance from bluemoon's finest.

Being a big blue herself, she was rather nervous about making such a purchase, and when she told me my face nearly matched the colour of the dress.

The bigger problem is she looks fucking good in it. (No, pics will not be provided).

I can't stand anything red for obvious reasons (Never understood why blues drive red cars), so do I instigate disciplinary measures, or marvel in her beauty feeling that little bit dirty for liking something that colour?

Anyone else have a no red clothing policy? Or am I just a little strange?
If she wears black underwear and black shoes, the red and black together can be the away strip.


I have black tights and black shoes! :)
The only time a bloke should wear tights is when he's robbing a bank.
 
Size 8-12 = We want pics in the Monroe pose with skirt above her head

Size 14-16 = We want pics in the "catalogue" stance

Sizes Jacamo and above - Just a brief description will suffice.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
Size 8-12 = We want pics in the Monroe pose with skirt above her head

Size 14-16 = We want pics in the "catalogue" stance

Sizes Jacamo and above - Just a brief description will suffice.

Quality!
 
markbmcfc said:
......and it is RED.

This is the first red thing she has bought and I need guidance from bluemoon's finest.

Being a big blue herself, she was rather nervous about making such a purchase, and when she told me my face nearly matched the colour of the dress.

The bigger problem is she looks fucking good in it. (No, pics will not be provided).

I can't stand anything red for obvious reasons (Never understood why blues drive red cars), so do I instigate disciplinary measures, or marvel in her beauty feeling that little bit dirty for liking something that colour?

Anyone else have a no red clothing policy? Or am I just a little strange?
Not good enough.




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