Lapdances

[whitt]

A bird with a smoking hot bod, waving everything around 2 inches from your face is a waste of money?
What's your idea of something worth spending money on?

A trip to the brass house is worth better money than a lap dance. I don't see the point in a lap dance in a bar.

get yourself down to baby ps for closing time, they will tell you then want a twoer for back to the hotel you can usually get away with 60 quid and a bag of power, probably skanks but surley better than some brass whos had the back end of it smashed for most of the evening

Do any of these have a strong Bolton accent?

 

[nw42]

A trip to the brass house is worth better money than a lap dance. I don't see the point in a lap dance in a bar.

get yourself down to baby ps for closing time, they will tell you then want a twoer for back to the hotel you can usually get away with 60 quid and a bag of power, probably skanks but surley better than some brass whos had the back end of it smashed for most of the evening

Do any of these have a strong Bolton accent?

Going to cost you extra that mate, are we talking Maxine Peake, or Peter Kay?

 

[whitt]

get yourself down to baby ps for closing time, they will tell you then want a twoer for back to the hotel you can usually get away with 60 quid and a bag of power, probably skanks but surley better than some brass whos had the back end of it smashed for most of the evening

Do any of these have a strong Bolton accent?

Going to cost you extra that mate, are we talking Maxine Peake, or Peter Kay?

Hahaha! Very good.

It sounds like something my mate's ex who works there would do. I might go tonight.

 

[bennyblue]

Do any of these have a strong Bolton accent?

Going to cost you extra that mate, are we talking Maxine Peake, or Peter Kay?

Hahaha! Very good.

It sounds like something my mate's ex who works there would do. I might go tonight.

and thats what friends are for

 

[Blue Smarties]

Also don't get guys who pay for sex, I mean - what the fuck?

 

[Blue Punter]

Also don't get guys who pay for sex, I mean - what the fuck?

So if Jenifer Aniston rocked up at your place and said you could bang her for a fiver, you'd turn her away?

 

[bennyblue]

Also don't get guys who pay for sex, I mean - what the fuck?

I guess your not married

 

[2sheikhs]

Also don't get guys who pay for sex, I mean - what the fuck?

Because sometimes, buying them 10 bacardi breezers and a kebab doesn't always do the trick.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Me and the Fat Hombre had been on the piss all day and got invited into Silks, near Albert Square free of charge.

Got a beer and landed a great spot where we could see 2 or 3 birds sticking their arse out whilst some other mug was paying for it.

The girls were giving it the hard sell, but we didn't budge. One girl tried to shame us by suggesting we were hanging about in "Perverts Corner". We agreed with her and told her it was the best seat in the house. Told her to stop hustling us, which she took offence to.

We ended up in the 235 casino and had a drink and chat with the manager of Silks. Said it was the easiest money he'd ever earnt.

It's a bit like all these tools who buy Loaded, Zoo or Nuts. Porn for dwarves - can't reach the top shelf. Better off buying a copy of Razzle. At least it does what it says on the tin.

Or just press the on button on your computer

 

[Blue Punter]

Me and the Fat Hombre had been on the piss all day and got invited into Silks, near Albert Square free of charge.

Got a beer and landed a great spot where we could see 2 or 3 birds sticking their arse out whilst some other mug was paying for it.

The girls were giving it the hard sell, but we didn't budge. One girl tried to shame us by suggesting we were hanging about in "Perverts Corner". We agreed with her and told her it was the best seat in the house. Told her to stop hustling us, which she took offence to.

We ended up in the 235 casino and had a drink and chat with the manager of Silks. Said it was the easiest money he'd ever earnt.

It's a bit like all these tools who buy Loaded, Zoo or Nuts. Porn for dwarves - can't reach the top shelf. Better off buying a copy of Razzle. At least it does what it says on the tin.

Or just press the on button on your computer

I'm old school. I prefer a bird with a staple through her torso.