'These bad boys'

[Anonymous]

Land.

When used in the context of resolving problems, delivering projects etc:

"Ok, we need to reboot the server so can I leave you to land that one?"
"We need Problem Management to get a call together and ensure it lands in the right space."
"When are you due to land that project?"

Boss does it all the time. Makes me want to shout at her.

 

[-dabz-]

Swear down guy.

Kill me now

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Land.

When used in the context of resolving problems, delivering projects etc:

"Ok, we need to reboot the server so can I leave you to land that one?"
"We need Problem Management to get a call together and ensure it lands in the right space."
"When are you due to land that project?"

Boss does it all the time. Makes me want to shout at her.

Oh god, that's awful. Never heard that one. I cannot abide business bullshit.

Have you heard "reach out" yet? If you haven't you will. We had an American customer recently who kept suggesting that we "reach out" to each other next week. I felt like reaching out and pushing my fingers up his nostrils.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

'Not The Sharpest Knife In The Toolbox'.
This makes me want to find 'The Bluntest Knife In The Toolbox' and impale the **** to a door, via their eyes.

 

[Anonymous]

Land.

When used in the context of resolving problems, delivering projects etc:

"Ok, we need to reboot the server so can I leave you to land that one?"
"We need Problem Management to get a call together and ensure it lands in the right space."
"When are you due to land that project?"

Boss does it all the time. Makes me want to shout at her.

Oh god, that's awful. Never heard that one. I cannot abide business bullshit.

Have you heard "reach out" yet? If you haven't you will. We had an American customer recently who kept suggesting that we "reach out" to each other next week. I felt like reaching out and pushing my fingers up his nostrils.

Had them all mate: reach out, blue sky thinking, bleeding edge technology, skin in the game (as in "there's no point pursuing this deal as there's not enough skin in the game for our margins"). I've even heard a senior manager say during a think tank (can't say brainstorm anymore) "ok, ok, let's jettison that one from the pod..."

I fucking hate working with a passion. I dream of being a multi-millionaire (save me Lotto!) so I don't have to put up with the constant stream of business bullshit and buzzwords I face on a daily basis from a seemingly never-ending procession of cretins, arse wipes, fuck wits and egomaniacs.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Land.

When used in the context of resolving problems, delivering projects etc:

"Ok, we need to reboot the server so can I leave you to land that one?"
"We need Problem Management to get a call together and ensure it lands in the right space."
"When are you due to land that project?"

Boss does it all the time. Makes me want to shout at her.

Oh god, that's awful. Never heard that one. I cannot abide business bullshit.

Have you heard "reach out" yet? If you haven't you will. We had an American customer recently who kept suggesting that we "reach out" to each other next week. I felt like reaching out and pushing my fingers up his nostrils.

Had them all mate: reach out, blue sky thinking, bleeding edge technology, skin in the game (as in "there's no point pursuing this deal as there's not enough skin in the game for our margins"). I've even heard a senior manager say during a think tank (can't say brainstorm anymore) "ok, ok, let's jettison that one from the pod..."

I fucking hate working with a passion. I dream of being a multi-millionaire (save me Lotto!) so I don't have to put up with the constant stream of business bullshit and buzzwords I face on a daily basis from a seemingly never-ending procession of cretins, arse wipes, fuck wits and egomaniacs.

May we assume that your company's team bonding exercises have somewhat failed in their purpose?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Hearing 'It ticks all the boxes' on a property programme - and there hasn't been a property programme ever made when this spleen-bursting phrase hasn't been uttered - makes me want to wipe out the planet one individual at a time.

We're singing from the same hymn sheet LT!

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Toolbox'. This makes me want to find 'The Bluntest Knife In The Toolbox' and impale the **** to a door, via their eyes

Genuinely lol'd you ****,thanks.

 

[cant spell-dont care]

rass....

 

[Anonymous]

Oh god, that's awful. Never heard that one. I cannot abide business bullshit.

Have you heard "reach out" yet? If you haven't you will. We had an American customer recently who kept suggesting that we "reach out" to each other next week. I felt like reaching out and pushing my fingers up his nostrils.

Had them all mate: reach out, blue sky thinking, bleeding edge technology, skin in the game (as in "there's no point pursuing this deal as there's not enough skin in the game for our margins"). I've even heard a senior manager say during a think tank (can't say brainstorm anymore) "ok, ok, let's jettison that one from the pod..."

I fucking hate working with a passion. I dream of being a multi-millionaire (save me Lotto!) so I don't have to put up with the constant stream of business bullshit and buzzwords I face on a daily basis from a seemingly never-ending procession of cretins, arse wipes, fuck wits and egomaniacs.

May we assume that your company's team bonding exercises have somewhat failed in their purpose?

It's not a bad assumption to make. Nearly chinned a colleague last Tuesday (long story short, he was being an obnoxious ****) but managed to control myself.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

'Let's Just Run It Up The Flagpole And See Who Salutes'.
Well it won't be you, you wannabe-Sherman candidate for vivisection, after I have turned you into a colander with a nail gun.