Grumpy old man time..

[manchester blue]

I got called this by the wife last week on Halloween night. To avoid the legalised beggars we go out but she bought sweets for the brats who call in the three hours in takes for her to get ready. I refuse to answer the door. Anyway, stepping out there was a mini mars bar wrapper outside my front door. That's why I don't give the little feckers anything, no respect I say. You grumpy twat she responded!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I got called this by the wife last week on Halloween night. To avoid the legalised beggars we go out but she bought sweets for the brats who call in the three hours in takes for her to get ready. I refuse to answer the door. Anyway, stepping out there was a mini mars bar wrapper outside my front door. That's why I don't give the little feckers anything, no respect I say. You grumpy twat she responded!!

When they rang the bell I turned to Mrs Ewing and said: You bought the toffees, you go!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

TV remotes, press the wrong one and the whole fucking caboodle goes pear shaped. No signal, please check connections, you are not authorised to view these channels, consult your handbook...etc etc. I'm no longer 12 and cant read the icons. Some spotty twat, with no mates is sitting in a dark room justifying his wages just to wind up. So on the phone to Sky to rescue me from the shit

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

Cheryl Ferrero rocher or whatever her name is.

talentless, self obsessed no mark

a grubby little slapper who got lucky.

 

[dazdon]

My nickname is "Mr Grumpy" although for the life of me I can't figure out why.

 

[crazyg]

My nickname is "Mr Grumpy" although for the life of me I can't figure out why.

Could be worse. You could be called Mr Van Gaal.