Man dies having sex with a scarecrow

[SkyBlueFlux]

Sounds like it was the last straw.

I wanted to make that one but the OP already included it

No fucking way I was letting that one go.

Sorry Drone, I just completely ignored your contribution to the pun-fest.

I was probably in shock after reading the story.

 

[blueincy]

 

[the blue panther]

Well. at least it sounds like it wasn't an ugly one.

 

[bgblue]

Some of the puns on this thread are quite a-maize-ing

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Apparently he'd done it before and was on bale.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

His favourite chat up line was "hay baby".

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I`ve got a brand new concubine harvester and i`ll give you the key

 

[tangaroa]

Unconfirmed reports that aunt Sally rubbed herself off whilst watching the act !

We need pics, particularly if it's Una Stubbs. MILF-licious!

I know a kitchen fitter who fcuked her on her kitchen floor (allegedly).

 

[BillyBonds]

We need pics, particularly if it's Una Stubbs. MILF-licious!

You are a sick, sick man.

Mate.

Mate.

Second pic' is Liza Minnelli though.

 

[rushts]

You are a sick, sick man.

Mate.

Mate.

Second pic' is Liza Minnelli though.

Or Helen Flanaghan?