TCIB
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stony said:There used to a little old fella called Tommy who drank in my local. He was in every night with his wife. He was only about 5 foot tall, if that. His hands were crippled with arthritis and he had to hold his pint with two hands. He was always laughing and his wit was razor sharp. One of the regulars came in sporting a new beard and asked a girl at the bar what she thought of it. Quick as a flash Tommy piped up "You look like an armpit with teeth" The poor fucker was so deflated, he drank his pint and fucked off.
I will never forget the first time I saw him wearing his medals. There was almost too many to fit on his chest. He went to France with the BEF and was one of the last to leave at Dunkirk. He served in North Africa and was in the first wave on D-Day. He served all the way through the war from start to finish. A proper hero. R.I.P Tommy you old rogue and thank you.
Fucking winner hahahaaha, proper laughed out loud at that, excellent stuff.