Had a vasectomy today

It's why I had it done. We have two and don't want/can't afford more. And, in my opinion, having kids is a young man's game. I'm too old for all that again.

I was put all the way under though sometimes you get a local and can watch them work (no fucking way).

I feel like I've been perpetually kicked in the balls all day. They say it will get better in a day or two.
The single worst piece of advice i have ever read
 
I had mine done about eight years ago the nurse said that I would feel a bit of pain like a bee sting. Anyway she put the needle in one side and everything was fine, she then put it in the other side and I flew off the bed, she said sorry as she had hit a nerve the needle was all bent I don't know who was more nervous me or her. Went home after having it done and decided to make sure it wasn't broken, a bit of clear liquid came out then the usual mad monk. I had more stomach pain than ball ache. O.I it takes about 30/50 pulls to get it all out of your system get the porno on
 
Clanged my bollocks badly playing rugby years ago and one of the fuckers twisted the next day. Taken to hospital, full team of nurses waiting for me on arrival, suppository immediately and an op. Never again will I let any procedure be undertaken on my tackle. They hung them for 2 weeks in a net akin to the one you put washing powder tablets in the machine, and I felt sick for all of that time. Leave the spuds be
 
Had mine a few years ago. One side easy, no pain. One side I think they were rushing and started before the local kicked in. Blimey that hurt. I can still feel the strange sensation when they cut through the tube, like biting through a rubber... glad I had it done, though was torture for a few days! (And they saw to day childbirth is painful!)
 
A few of my mates have had it done; the last one was walking like John Wayne afterwards. A lad I used to work with told us the worst part was taking in the sample afterwards. You have to crack one off into a jar and take it to the clinic within a certain time, so they can verify you are indeed firing blanks. He had no idea his mate's mum worked on the clinic reception desk, and felt a tad embarrassed as he handed her a pot of his jazz funk.
 
No sexual activity for one week. Sooooo no wanking. What am I supposed to do when I get bored?

To be honest I haven't looked to see if they are red. I'm not sure I want to know.

The anesthesiologist was an odd bloke, he did make sure to tell me in 30 years of work he hadn't ever killed anyone.
Surely you can still wank other blokes off and give bj's while it's healing?
 
Had mine a few years ago. One side easy, no pain. One side I think they were rushing and started before the local kicked in. Blimey that hurt. I can still feel the strange sensation when they cut through the tube, like biting through a rubber... glad I had it done, though was torture for a few days! (And they saw to day childbirth is painful!)


The single most disturbing thing i have ever read.
No chance could i go through with that, no way on this earth could i even come close to doing it.
 

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