Wedding etiquette

[sir baconface]

Buy a Primark track suit for the best man by all means but the usher can go do one.

Etiquette my fookin arse.

 

[willipp]

I can't decide whether you need to add a 'w' or change the 'o' to an 'i'

Think I prefer the former...

No whores involved I swear

 

[abu13]

Fuck that, hire them and that's it.

 

[urban genie]

was a best man 4 years ago and an usher last year, both times the groom hired the suits for ushers, best man, father of the bride and himself, seems to be a normal thing nowadays

 

[worsleyweb]

was a best man 4 years ago and an usher last year, both times the groom hired the suits for ushers, best man, father of the bride and himself, seems to be a normal thing nowadays

Not with me. Buying my own and that's it. Can't stand all that marching penguin bollox.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Its the norm so you look the same! If your not arsed about looking the same then you wear whatever!

I was an Usher at a wedding wear we wore our own suits. I suggested to the rest that we all wear white shirts which we did apart from one lad who wore pink. He looked a nob!

It all boils down to how important this stuff is to the female in charge! Don't expect to have any say in the matter.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Not with me. Buying my own and that's it. Can't stand all that marching penguin bollox.

Even better, short sleeved Ben Sherman, jean shorts and a pair of pumas. What the Mrs to be might say, fuck knows. Entertaining to find out xx

 

[worsleyweb]

Even better, short sleeved Ben Sherman, jean shorts and a pair of pumas. What the Mrs to be might say, fuck knows. Entertaining to find out xx

Had to put my wedding off last year as her dad had a heart attack and ahe wouldn't walk down the isle until he could give her away.

She has booked a posh Cheshire venue, 6 bridesmaids, a hen doo in Palma, a choir in the church, 6 cars, a coach, a pianist, a man on a guitar, a band, a dj, 140 day guests, 60 more at night. A magician. 90 pound per guest food and drink budget. A two grand buffet at night. 3 grand photographer. A casino. A photo booth. A 600 quid wedding cake. 3000 on flowers and a fucking dancfloor that sparkels at 500 quid on top of a perfectly good floor. A dress that is being hand made in London. A honeymoon in New York and then Bermuda as well as Staying the night before the wedding in the woraley Marriott with her 6 mates.

She is a fucking loon! And there is a 95 percent chance it will end in divorce. I don't even like her!! I have more kids than I have mates, a best man who doesn't like speaking and a dad who won't wear a suit and I have not had my photo taken for 5 years, I am antisocial and like to be in bed at ten.

I am absolutely fucking dreading it.

Oh me ahe has hired a candle and scenting consultant! The mind fucking Boggles.

Andy hinch - will you come and boost my side of the church from 6 to 7?

 

[Phil1]

Had to put my wedding off last year as her dad had a heart attack and ahe wouldn't walk down the isle until he could give her away.

She has booked a posh Cheshire venue, 6 bridesmaids, a hen doo in Palma, a choir in the church, 6 cars, a coach, a pianist, a man on a guitar, a band, a dj, 140 day guests, 60 more at night. A magician. 90 pound per guest food and drink budget. A two grand buffet at night. 3 grand photographer. A casino. A photo booth. A 600 quid wedding cake. 3000 on flowers and a fucking dancfloor that sparkels at 500 quid on top of a perfectly good floor. A dress that is being hand made in London. A honeymoon in New York and then Bermuda as well as Staying the night before the wedding in the woraley Marriott with her 6 mates.

She is a fucking loon! And there is a 95 percent chance it will end in divorce. I don't even like her!! I have more kids than I have mates, a best man who doesn't like speaking and a dad who won't wear a suit and I have not had my photo taken for 5 years, I am antisocial and like to be in bed at ten.

I am absolutely fucking dreading it.

Oh me ahe has hired a candle and scenting consultant! The mind fucking Boggles.

Andy hinch - will you come and boost my side of the church from 6 to 7?

I want an invite. Sounds like fun.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Had to put my wedding off last year as her dad had a heart attack and ahe wouldn't walk down the isle until he could give her away.

She has booked a posh Cheshire venue, 6 bridesmaids, a hen doo in Palma, a choir in the church, 6 cars, a coach, a pianist, a man on a guitar, a band, a dj, 140 day guests, 60 more at night. A magician. 90 pound per guest food and drink budget. A two grand buffet at night. 3 grand photographer. A casino. A photo booth. A 600 quid wedding cake. 3000 on flowers and a fucking dancfloor that sparkels at 500 quid on top of a perfectly good floor. A dress that is being hand made in London. A honeymoon in New York and then Bermuda as well as Staying the night before the wedding in the woraley Marriott with her 6 mates.

She is a fucking loon! And there is a 95 percent chance it will end in divorce. I don't even like her!! I have more kids than I have mates, a best man who doesn't like speaking and a dad who won't wear a suit and I have not had my photo taken for 5 years, I am antisocial and like to be in bed at ten.

I am absolutely fucking dreading it.

Oh me ahe has hired a candle and scenting consultant! The mind fucking Boggles.

Andy hinch - will you come and boost my side of the church from 6 to 7?

Jesus fucking Christ. Pull the plug and we'll go on the lash with the savings.