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Always, ALWAYS want the rags to lose. The more the grievers linger the more i understand why the rags hate them so much, but nothing fills me with more joy than watching the scum become a parody of a football club.

I need a lie down

Stick a fork in me

As someone With an economics degree I can assure you he looks neither eccentric, nor disheveled, nor disinterested enough to be an economics professor.

Yeah but fuck me, talk about minimum effort required for it.

There are dippers there? Didn't hear them at all while it wasnt going their way. Absolute shit fans.

I thought I hated Everton once, turns out I just really hate David Moyes.

While the dippers are the biggest cunts going, is there a fan base more delusionally arrogant and entitled than the tarquins?

Haven't had a haircut since 2015, but that last on I think was about £20. They gave me a couple of beers while they were doing it, so not all bad.

I was In Egypt a few years back and a dipper got thrown out of his own hotel bar because they put city on instead of liverpool and he proper kicked off about it. They're fucking animals, to a man.

Stop it.

In other news, water wet, pope catholic, bears shit in woods.

I'd made plans to go and see mates in Durham for that weekend when we were 8 points behind the scum. Watched it in the boozer where I used to work, and have never had a day like it. Pub had us at one end on telly, them shits at the other end of the pub. I was with leeds, norwich, newcastle...

Should've clarified, I meant next season.

Anyone know the odds of CIty breaking the PL goalscoring record?

Realistically its probably a toss up between Kev and Salah, purely because each has been way below par for about half of this season, either side of Christmas. Kev injured before, Salah just not at the races after. Hopefully recency bias works in Kevs favour.

Agreed. Get His Highness involved, make it a full blown international diplomatic incident.

Has anyone gota table showing Citys Top 10 all time scorers? Haven't seen one for a while. I'm not sure who number 10 is.

How about a 6th?

If he does, he'll still have a moan about How much he hates false 9s, the frog eyed idiot