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    Is @Magicpole getting more grumpy?

    Its the yanks that are wrong uns. Even the jocks can use cutlery
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    New forum software

    Its just under the clarkie icon mate
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    Is @Magicpole getting more grumpy?

    Grumpypole kicking off about the update now.
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    Is @Magicpole getting more grumpy?

    He just meant he hopes your beard gets all matted with fanny-batter. Nimrod is just a cunt and no Rabbie Burns.
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    Beard advice

    Yes, but it must be like putting hair-gel in your hair just before going to bed - all sorts of zany mental in the morning.
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    Bernardo to Barca

    Spot on, he single handedly ran the dippers ragged with his workrate alone in the home game that season. Definitely not been firing on all cylinders this season, but made up for it by bringing a 10p maxpax brew out to the guard of honour. Worth a new contract and a fucking statue just for that imho.
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    Why can't yanks use a knife and fork?

    Yes, but use it properly you scruffy colonials.
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    Beard advice

    Seriously though, a hipster beard looks great on a fixed wheel bike with a man-bag, but after cunnilingus it's going to be like father Xmas covered in snot.
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    Wolves FFP sanction

    Sort of my point - do we just look at gate receipts/turnover and recent history or place in football? I still think/thought we were a 'big club' even when we were wank, I'm sure villa fans feel the same even though they are a laughing stock.
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    New words

    munging
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    New words

    Mmmm...this thread and the new software - I smell a trap.
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    Beard advice

    I always worry that with a full beard I would emerge from the act of pressuring a lady with a face like my landing net after a days tench/Bream fishing?
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    The “Hateful Eight”

    A couple of stupid overpriced shirt selling signings and the Glazers using profits to prop up covid stricken business interests and it could happen.
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    Nuclear War with Stalin

    Strategically perfectly understandable - still scary though
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    Champions League Games 7/8 August

    Cup footbal now mate - knockout games, anything can happen.
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    Champions league new look

    Not sure how much enthusiasm or money to be made from the dippers and a set of Turkish or Italian 'ultras' descending on your city for a couple of days. Let them smash their own cities up.
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    Wolves FFP sanction

    Absolutely agree mate, but as you've identified there a different sorts of 'big club'. PNE, Burnley and both Nottingham clubs might be considered big clubs, but in a different sense to either of the red shite.
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    Is @Magicpole getting more grumpy?

    I'm only allowed a max of 10 tags, so buckfast, sectarianism and stabbing didn't make the cut I'm afraid.
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    Bluemoon Jam

    Not sure if this is @Barcon or @idahoblues singing
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    Bluemoon Jam

    I think you're getting me confused. I was the one doing £1 handjobs and letting old blokes put stuff up my arse.
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