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    Pep's contract situation | Expected to leave at the end of next season according to Jack Gaughan (p1332)

    Good to hear that he's still getting advice from the brains of the partnership.
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    Joke thread

    Its the last judgement, and Christ is judging souls by the river. Moses comes before him, and is upset. “Who are you to judge me? I am Moses. I spoke to god. I led the Israelites out of Egypt. I could perform miracles.” He holds his staff over the water, it parts. He walks down, comes back dry...
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    Joke thread

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    Joke thread

    The pastor was reading up on hypnosis. He thought he might try it on his congregation to see how well it really works. “You are feeling very relaxed,” he intoned, “you will focus in on my voice. You will follow my instructions.” All went well. Especially the offering. “You will put a $100...
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    Joke thread

    ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your...
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    Free kicks were as dangerous as penalties when he had the ball at his feet. Cracking player in his day.
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    The greatest stadium of them all... Hyperbole at it's best.
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    I know. It's a shame. He's a very good player.
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    Depends where you're travelling from Jim. No direct flights to Southampton?
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    Harwood-Bellingham looks good enough for City to keep as a squad player next season. He's developing nicely.
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    English Playoff Matches Thread | 2023/24 | 15:00 - Leeds United v Southampton

    They have a decent recruitment team, so Southampton would stay up, Leeds would be down like Sheffield United because they're 90% hype and think their past history justifies their being in the top division.
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    9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

    Neither was Ronaldo. He's the result of hard work on and off the pitch.
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    9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

    Ibra.. His own biggest fan. He talked a good game, but his movement was 100 times better than Haaland's.
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    9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

    I would most likely have scored both at his age, and even now at 69, I could have matched his performance in the rest of the game He's a great goal scorer but just not a very good footballer. I really can't believe that some people think he's anywhere near the same level as Messi, Ronaldo, etc.
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    Joke thread

    Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order...
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    9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

    A simple tap-in and a penalty. Right place at right time, and a free hit from 12 yards. Other than that, next to nothing. Arrogant. Overrated. Flatters to deceive. Doesn't actually fit in Pep's system. A 6ft 4 inch flat track bully who spent 90 minutes in the pocket of a 5ft 8 inch lad who...
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    19 | Julian Alvarez - 2023/24

    Get that Kane lad off Bayern... Agent Vinny will sort it out for us.

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