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    City launch legal action against the Premier League

    Well, given new income announcement, I wonder if it’s an indicator of a positive result? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98qdpnw10lo -Sony TV deal at CFG level
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    Joke thread

    I phoned the tinnitus helpline earlier. It just kept ringing!
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    United Thread - 2023/24

    Haha, even up to my teens (early 80’s) I didn’t quite get the fact that although we had some cracking players, other teams potentially had same level or better - every year was a scouse style ‘this is our year’, after all, we deserved it by then! Probably didn’t really change too much until...
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    Joke thread

    He’s half French you know - c’est lavvy
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    Jay Slater | Body confirmed as Jay (P159)

    Crikey, according to the men report people have left tributes near the site of hits death, including flowers, an England teddy and a large bottle of water(!) Couldn’t help think “it’s what he would have wanted”… Men weirdos
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    United Thread - 2023/24

    Seems quiet in media regarding St Findus’ 6 month driving ban, saw a single article about him speeding on a motorway in his £700,000 Rolls Royce. Why the silence?
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    Jay Slater | Body confirmed as Jay (P159)

    Eh? Bunged them £10 to say 60k is enough? Mad - is that the minimum allowed? Otherwise madder still, 10p would do otherwise. Wonder if they’ll build a memorial spa captain Tom style?
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    City’s New Kits

    Ooh, nice ‘90 whiteout on the website at £40, not terrible 1990 whiteout shirt - they have a blackout too
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    Joke thread

    I saw an advert for a double entendre competition - so I entered my wife
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    Joke thread

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    Joke of the day

    Did you miss the bit where they said “we don’t sell wasps” to which the kid replies “well, you’ve got one in the window!"
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    Joke thread

    I covered myself in baby oil and glitter yesterday, just to prove to my wife that she’s wrong when she says I never glisten…
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    Under lockdown at work......

    Went to the fabulous Trago Mills in Devon in the 80’s, and wandering round came across a full sized faux fur polar bear skin rug, really wanted it but way too expensive at the time - regret it now, as the best bit was it had “realistic” taxidermy head, mouth open and had a wooden tongue on a...
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    Worst (OK and best) band names

    Great tribute band called By Jovi
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    City launch legal action against the Premier League

    Makes sense, they got the idea from somewhere
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    Joke thread

    My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the sea…
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    PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

    Sue Nami-of-boiling-piss?
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    My day so far.

    Weird day, set 2 alarms for 6:30 and 6:35, woke to alarm saw it was 6:35 - thought I’d slept through and was smug as I set 2, then saw first was for 6:30 pm! Anyway had odd breakfast of baguette and cheese with sliced meats then ended up spending 4 hours up the Eiffel Tower! Did I mention I’m on...
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    PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

    Just avoid posting Kim’s quim - that’s surely a thread ban
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    The Title Race - 2023/24

    I’m going full “gaylord” - it’s in our hands, win our remaining games and we win the league. Full credit to the prophet @Gaylord du Bois !

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