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Where can I get a good deal on Euros in town? I'm there in the afternoon tomorrow!

Be careful you don't get a slap! Oh sorry, I think that's only on trains!

I couldn't begin to even imagine what you're going through. Condolences to you and your families. RIP Bluegirl.

I've somehow purchased 2 for Inter by mistake. I'm gonna ring up today and hopefully get a refund. (I'm actually on holiday next week). So if anyone wants 2 together before I return them. Family stand Level 2 239 Row b Good seats to right of goal. £95 Obviously I'll need supporter numbers...

Just taking to my neighbour , he said I was going the shops earlier an your Dog went for me . I said that’s strange he never offered to go for me in all the time I’ve had him .

Went to a lovely wedding today . The couple and the wedding official were all opticians . They really struggled with their vows , when asked for better or for worse, better worse , better worse ,better worse .

I remember that thread so well. Funny as..... Hahahaha

They are going to collectively shout..... "JAY" "JAY" "JAY" "JAY" "JAY" "JAY"

What was he selling?

Whereabouts are you staying? Is there much to do, like bars and restaurants?

Any suggestions for me and the missus, two girls 1x24 1x20,(girls never been abroad before). I love Greece. Girls want a resort that's a bit lively but not overly. I don't want it over bearing. I'd do a villa but think they'd be bored. Mind you the lazy fuckers won't get up now so what the heat...

Don't forget kids... Tomorrow we wake up and we are still the Champions. They wake up and they are still... SCUM!!!

I was sat in level 2 above them The back of their tee shirts said Aran ( wool) Anyway they got prime seats when loads of true Blues couldn't get a ticket. Somethings not right surely.

A man was in a long line at his local Sainsbury’s store. As he got to the check out he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked...

The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two...