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It's been reported in the Times today, following the general election which effectively confirms Britain's exit from Europe, that from January 31 2020 English clubs will no longer be allowed to sign players aged between 16 and 18 from EU countries. This is because FIFA's rules state that an...

Well he was amused (mildly)

If Chris Rea made an album with Mark Knopfler, would the fledgling supergroup be known as Dire Rea?

Was she a shoplifter of the world or had she been lifting some lead off the roof of the Holy Name church?

I was feeling supersonic with my Oasis satnav travelling in my car, maybe a jaguar, when a cloudburst up in the sky round are way led the car to slide away into a wall of glass. There was a full on gas panic as the flashbax caused the satnav to fade in-out, little by little and then fade away...

Buzzing - easily one of the most satisfying performances of the season. Showed grit and mental strength in't first half. Stepped it up and eased through the gears in the second half to be purring like a Jaguar

It's probably going nowhere fast - was it the sweet and tender hooligan from the Rusholme ruffians that you were going to visit?

Is it really so strange, though?

Off to Burnley soon, hope it's not like their bitter rivals with four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

Well it can with the boy racer …. wasn't the first of the gang to die thankfully

It didn't lead to a girlfriend in a coma though, if you meant to ask I find with these new fangled gadgets in cars it's ok if everyday is like Sunday driving

Money changes everything ….. I started something I couldn't finish

Well I wonder with new sat navs (and these things take time) but mine led to panic when I had to go back to the old house from London, and a girl afraid of passing under the iron bridge, near the cemetery gates, said if a double-decker bus crashes into us 'I know it's over'

There's definitely a technique needed with new sat navs travelling at 60 miles an hour, especially when the new dawn fades and some lowlife, weirdo sets the world in motion by losing control again.

My old Joy Division sat nav took me to the centre of the city, where all roads meet, waiting for you ..... Regret(fully) my New(ly) Order(ed) one has forgotten the name and the address of everyone I've ever known

Maybe it's like Fight Club

Apparently ed woodward was raging at the Equalizer ....

PGMOL have adopted an Electronic song and Del Amitri recorded a song about those actually in the ground and var