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They upped it due to the huge interest and gave 1500 tickets away and still only got 2300 there on an international break

The whole European competition doesn’t add up, nobody is in on merit, just ego I wish we’d stop loaning them our players. Started off loaning them the keeper whilst we continue to pay 100% of his wages & now a couple of women players have gone over there on dual registration as well. It’s about...

Just announced they’re off to France to play on a Wednesday afternoon. The Pub league pitch has no stands but if you fancy going and drop the convicted little England hooligan/ former chairman an email at adrian.seddon@fc-utd.uk they’ll try and find you a chair. Obviously don’t all ask for one...

Big win in the Mickey Mouse European cup today. They won 14 nil so you have to wonder just how bad the other side are. 571 could be arsed to go & watch it

Not just lowest of the season, lowest league attendance in their history (ever since they invented non league football) their fans are fuming at the manager who was given a new contract in January. Think they’ve already done enough to avoid relegation…still there’s always next year

My moston supporting mate just text me laughing his cock off. They’ve just announced although they’ve taken our keeper on loan to the end of the season we’re continuing to pay his wages whilst they pay nothing towards them. Not only are we helping them out it’s actually costing us money

The shameless bastards have started pushing hotel & ticket packages for their Mickey Mouse European cup semi final & final weekend. If anyone fancies ruining a nice weekend watching pub team standard football in front of little to no supporters then book up now, price per person with the...

He was involved in the first penalty too. straight red card for offensive or abusive language after letting the third in so misses the next 2 games. Their manager as usual is blaming everyone but themselves for another defeat.

The game against Warrington that was abandoned as their pitch is a swamp after playing European friendlies has been rearranged for a Tuesday night. The fans that bothered turning up were giving a free admission voucher as they left, turns out that was a cock up and they (and the away fans) have...

So it turns out that what the club expect from their online ticketing solution is as usual a donation. this time it’s a virtual begging bowl when you’re buying a ticket to see them play the next bunch of European no hopers

Great news, tickets are now on sale for the next game of the Fenix on Sunday March 10th, the perfect way to spend a Mother’s Day. To beat the queues and to help assess the online ticket partner if you could all book them nice & early that would be great. So they can see if the company “can carry...

The Fenix is just a vanity project. It gives their deluded fans something to cling on to & allows the club to say the team aren’t underperforming. So at the end of the year they can say to their fans…Hey we came 3rd in a Mickey Mouse cup, overlook the league position & give us even more money...

They don’t play on pub team fields, always astroturf, they’d never even played on grass before they went to run around on the broadhurst bog. Anyway a massive 406 people could be arsed watching the tinpot European cup. Despite the attendance their board will be telling anyone who listens what a...