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Coronation chicken

Yeah yeah. Time will tell. Not holding my breath.

Egypt, Greece and Turkey good if the weather holds out till then. Canaries sunny all year round.

My mouths watering reading this and I’m sat here in Palma airport unable to do anything about it!

I don’t feel proud to be British. I couldn’t give a bollocks where I’m from.

The taxi driver is taking the piss isn’t he. Using up a school place and then fucking off for 6 weeks at a time. Taking liberties.

Surely home schooling doesn’t use up government money so they wouldn’t be arsed if you went away during ‘term’.

How can they prove an absence if you just ring them in sick for the week? Lot of worrying about nothing going on in here.

What colour scheme our fucking third kit will be next season.

Ahh right. Doubt they’d have tried it at Grey Mare Lane or Collyhurst when they were still there.

What What Nick was that at?!!

What’s this got to do with whether you refuse to believe there’s an invisible man in the sky who decides how your life goes?..

Guaranteed the website wouldn’t be able to cope with the demand. Surely it can’t be that hard

My wife’s just got to the front of the queue after being 80,000th and it’s gone on the egg timer then kicked her out of Ticketmaster.

Yeah good one mate. Did whatever you did then have the audacity to moan about the consequences. You’re everything that’s wrong with society by the sound of it. I hope you spend many more afternoons in the rain trying to sign on.

What is this thing called ‘work’ you speak of??!

Innocent until proven guilty!!

Don’t do whatever you did in the first place might be a start.

Top chance creator and assists last season in La Liga. Not bad for an MLS standard player.

Timeless.