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The fuckin Luftwaffe would have been proud of that hole. Shitstain of a club.

Since You Been Gone (pisscan) :D

Tickets sent back. We have fuckin ruined them he he

Fucked worse.

FFS! :D Get that fat c@nt to do some tours in his boat Edit: Can't say that anymore. His wife's underpants.

Reminds me of a painting job near Heaton park. House was massive. Was on the top runs with a paintbrush stuck to the end of a stick. Snapped off and hit every garden ornament. Was gutter paint, not comin off. Same house, spent the day undercoating, inside and out. Went back next day to gloss it...

First time in 50 years I actually laughed at a goal instead of cheering.

Googled it and they do exist. Not sure why they've got a monkey on the end of a leash in one of the videos mind.

I wish Santa was this generous

They must just get them all in a room and just drug em. "Whats today?" "Steel toe capped flip flops" "No fucker would fall for that" "end a £15 stocking filler son"

How many fuckin Temu airports do you have to go through to deliver my ring torch?

Had a few mates staying,Spain you could eat from the floor. Over here....some cunts shat on it

Would have loved to see Thin Lizzy. Sinarta is an interesting one. Jackson was at Aintrea(cant spell)brother seen him. Knew it was some racecourse. Said it was good

Oasis Maine rd. We were that stoned, Two UFOs towing.

Always wanted to take me daughter but yer lookin over a tone. Do a good show. Same with Elton

Germany Berlin. City "Hold me bag while I pay" Then fuckin legs it out of the hotel. Ive got his rucksack, looked like a turtle. Ive gone chasing him. Swug the shitty drink thing at the side of the bed. Didnt know they charge

Still fucked from the Benidorm festival. And thats Rod :D Speaking of Benidorm. Woman had me pinned to a wall outside some bogs in a hotel. She goes "you aint wearing that" I said I fuckin am. Got bored of tripping over dinosaur tails in the bogs. Anyway, Had a gimp mask. On the strip this...

Was the Jacko at a race course? Might be Leeds. Edit. Seen Bowie Glass Spider Maine rd and at Old Trafford cricket, pissed down but great night

Just remembered James at the Apollo last year or the year before(brains gone), Had front seats and he jumped off the stage singin to me. Went gay for nearly a minute. Still am thinkin about it :D