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We gave Lesley a great send-off yesterday. As I said before, it would have been her 73rd birthday, and the celebration of her life was very well attended. I met many of her family that I’d not previously seen. Her son gave a fantastic speech, which was very well received and had me in both...

Not as much as Littlewoods fans. ;-)

Roberto Mancini As cool as fuck! I know the man wasn’t everybody’s cup of tea, but he will always be a legend in my eyes for tearing down that fucking banner and bringing us our first league title in 44 years. And the first one I could remember.

The Alaskan wilderness?

A rag once claimed that the swamp is as close to the city centre as Etihad. I pointed out that this still didn’t mean that the swamp was in Manchester.

The only flaw in that suggestion is that NBC owns the rights to the Premier League, whereas CBS has the rights to CL games.

That would be a Start.

That’s simply not true. Omar, the City reject, said they’re going to win the League in three years.

Even I, a Cornishman, know that. Mind you, I did have the Gorton bit drummed into me by Mrs Vienna, as her Dad was a Gortonian.

Trafford council has banned ten Bob from keeping dogs. He can’t keep hold of a lead.

How on Earth… Did he ever play for Bayern?

That twat Farage and his shower are going to adopt the rags as their mascot.

Schtick to de plan. Truscht de proschesch.

A fourth would be an excellent accomplishment.

Come on Edin! A goal to celebrate yesterday’s anniversary would be very fitting.

One load of shit on for another!

What a fucking header!

Injuries? At least ten Bob has another excuse, if the rags lose tonight.

The rags planned for Mount to be missing? That’s a strange idea.

My Dad’s Dad was called Seymour. I once asked if it was because he had good vision.