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It’s fucking snuffed it!

Johnny! Johnny Stones! Followed by Phil and Rico.

By whom?

As brilliant as Raheem's cross was, it was really his only involvement in the game, whereas Zinc was much more prominent throughout his time on the pitch.

That’s fucking shocking! Even @Lavinda Past wouldn't put it in the Joke Thread.

I liked Zinc, when he was with us, as did Mrs Vienna. No one would argue that he is the most gifted footballer ever, but he always gave 100% and never complained to the media. Oleks did a decent job for us as a back-up left-back, despite his natural talent as an attacking midfielder. His rôle...

Gargoyle one and the crass of 92 don’t have two brain cells to rub together to think these things through. I’d imagine they only bought Salford City because it’s close to the swamp.

I’ve maintained that for years. If Mario hit it any harder, it would have gone wid; if he hit it any softer, the alpaca would have saved it.

Les Dawson wants his joke back.

Their contracts?

That bloody song is going around in my mind, now, and I hold you personally responsible!

FUKM!

The rags level on points with Fulham and Bournemouth, but behind both on goal difference, even though both of them have 0 GD. Fucking hilarious.

Two brilliant goals and a great result. It’s fantastic to see Jill back.

I’ve just had a look at the BBC gossip column, and according to some Italian source, Juventus are interested in taking Zebedee on loan. Another roaring success at the swamp.

We all know why Brokelona want this: $$$ $$$ $$$$

What a fucking shame!

If he has any sense, he wouldn’t touch Trafford with a barge pole.

It’s not part of the officials' remit to know how fast a defender is, and calculate whether he could catch the attacker. Their job is simply to decide if the defender fouling the attacker is the last man, before the goalkeeper. It’s as simple as that.

What a fucking knob! Keown, not you, TFH.