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Will he be at the Olympics as well for the clean sweep

Can we buy Gibraltar and chuck it in as a signing on bonus?

That's the spirit, non of this namby pamby parkrun isn't a race bollocks, go hard or go home

A good cheese and pineapple hedgehog pisses all over your poxy celery and carrot sticks

Piffle Paffle!! My advice would be to fuck your goal pace off for as long as you can at the start and run like your being chased by a pack of hungry wolves, then whenever your ready to throw up(usually after about 1or 2k) remember that you had a pace goal and try to hold on for the remaining 5...

Have you been Living under a rock?? He's the new beckenbaur and who ever he plays for gets a 2 goal head start, bestest 18 year old ever.........nope never heard of him either

Toast crumpets and cake, hahaha you answered yer own question mate

The clothes prop of our washing line is better at saving penalties than eddy

As he was against the rags and against west ham and numerous other times, that's his party piece from there, there was even a thing on the OS about him practicing it over and over again

Had to score there foden, had loads of time,

Never in a million years is that a pen

I think you might be being a bit harsh there, he was clearly trying his best under difficult circumstances

Which is a big red flag as Chelsea have been trying to sign every player on the planet

Take no notice of the haters mate, I'm with you and your bullshit app, think about it, who is Chelsea's new manager?....who was city's assistant when Palmer couldn't get a sniff of a game? Who framed roger rabbit? The clues are all there

Keeper runs what? 20 yards? And pulls hamstring FFS

"Shocking" is a tad harsh, still having a good game

Eric is still a great player, bizarre how we let him go and no one decent came in for him

Modern day David white

Finally a decent game of football

If you got a point every time you clenched a fist and punched the air, she would have been home in time for countryfile