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Just had a emither off parkrun, I'm nearly upto 50 and they want me to buy a load of red shite, I shall reply and politely advise them of a suitable place they can ram it up

Yep curve is great, I rarely take my wallet anywhere with me anymore, in fact I'm not entirely sure where it is!! Thanks for the pic BTW, I've just bought my dinner with it!!

Fuckin brilliant insight he gave us there

They would still be checking that kdb goal now in the prem

Come on mate, this is serious stuff, stop making things up. It was the aliens they told me they were going to do it

Gran canaria

Why would a woman with a car know the bus timetable? I read the same report and she also said he asked her when the bus was twice, she's full of shit, it's the aliens

Some absolute bat shit crazy theories on them FB and twatter groups, yet MSM are still going with the" he missed his bus and decided to walk it" line. I always thought tenerife was a quiet place, turns out it's a gangsters paradise with aliens

BBC covering all the bases, 4 blokes in the studio for half time and cut across to the two birds pitch side to see what they think, brings a warm fuzzy feeling inside

Took 4/1 Switzerland straight after Scotland scored on ladbrokes, like printing money

Kin ell gvardiols head was lucky not to go in the net

Player clearly dives, slow motion shows no contact, commentator laughs "its a foul"

Ahh man life can be so cruel, bet he never saw that one coming

What's the octopus that predicts football scores got to say about this?

*worse FFS

THIS!! did you see that daft wiman that looked like a receptionist from the dentist talking shite at the end, then Eni aluko agreeing with her, this all inclusive bullshit might not kill the game but it sure as fuck will take it away from the ones that liked it before the yanks arrived

Could clearly see he handballed it, the player knew, not sure why he bothered to cross it

Tour of tameside completed today, 4 races in 4 days done. Well worth a look for next year's for anyone after a challenge. Great atmosphere, and just a buzz from start to finish. Came 41st overall and 9th in age Cat. Delighted with that as I'm not fully fit and there's a lot of tricky elevation...

English officials dodgy decisions who would have thunked it

He's clearly a chancer, no certificate of authentication with the carrier bag is a big red flag, and looking at the rest of his gear that fairy liquid bottle has clearly been washed so is not worth a fraction of what his reserve price is