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MiB and 'Glazers Out' banners. Led by Ratboy.

The vitriol was slightly OTT, but in all sincerity what did the club expect from a pub-team manager like Dyche? Burnley were just fucking awful under him - hoof and hope. My brother-in-law is Burnley through and through and detested both him and his archaic way of playing the game. Personally...

Yeah, I always thought Shearer turned the rags down. I'm all ears if that was not the case.

Garth Crooks?

Age-old question, who would replace him? Waistcoat's fucked it up by being shit with England, so who else?

I've already got loads and loads of titles for them.

I can't even see that rat-faced prick's name without thoughts of violence entering my bonce.

This is the world of the rags. Nothing makes sense. Ten-Bob is a more successful manager than Pep in the rag world. Rashford is the greatest player in the universe. I would imagine it's like living on a continuous high from LSD being in their world.

I thought Olly was the single most inept manager the rags had ever had, but this fraud is truly something else. On paper he has a few decent players, not great, but adequate for a mid-table side. In theory the players should all be on the same page, working together as one. There should be an...

A fat, middle-aged, chain smoker struggling to get up from his armchair: gasping for breath, wheezing like an old airbag. Balding, unshaven, he glances at his reflection in the mirror, sees his bloated face, his National Health glasses perched on the end of his bulbous nose, purple from the many...

He's another that I just don't get the admiration people have for him. He hasn't exactly set the footballing world alight with tactics and his game plans. Did reasonably well in his early days at Southampton, but maybe started to believe in his own hype? Since then he's been on a downward...

True. Howard Webb is going to have his work cut out for him this season if the rags are even going to make the top half of the table. Although I only saw the brief highlights (highlight?) of their Fulham game I thought they looked a bit disorganised, running around in circles. Their tactics are...

Same old story - 'Money talks.' Celebrities, politicians, rock stars etc, whether we like it or not, are protected to a certain degree. As an example, if it was discovered that Taylor Swift was a paedophile it would be covered up almost immediately because of the money she generates. Harsh but...

I didn't know TalkShite had binned him?

They could sign Tony Hancock in his present form but they still won't be any good.

Let's see where the deluded twat is next May.

Good luck to him. He gave it his all when he was a Blue so he gets my respect for that.

Didn't Jordan start out as some kind of Alan Sugar-type business tycoon? I know he owned Crystal Palace for a while, but I'm sure I read somewhere his real aim was wheeling and dealing on the stock market, commodities, etc? But now he's on a radio show using this position to provoke football...

Reality hurts. In order to soften the blow the rags have to adapt an everything-is-rosy stance in order to placate the Far Eastern plastics. They do have one English fan, some bloke in a white T shirt I believe, and even he is becoming disillusioned. Every other millennium when he goes to the...

I've mentioned this one before but it's worth repeating. The West Ham fans to the dippers at Upton Park: 'We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos.' But City songs are better, particularly if they're aimed at the rags/dippers.