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An old man I used to know, lovely old feller, well into his 80's, anyway we were talking about the City bus being wrecked by dipper supporters a few days after it happened. I said to him something about a small minority ruining it for all the other fans. He said: "Small minority? It's most of...

I'd like to think so, but...nah!

Ouch!! I thought I'd never have to see that loony **** again.

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker. (As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

All clubs have a history - even MK Dons. But the narrative from our media is that a few years ago the Sheikh formed a football club out of his loose change and created Manchester City FC. Before that we didn't exist.

Ahh, those cheeky, loveable scousers with their dry, quirky humour about 'Germans bombing their chippy,' their down-to-earth, working class charm, and their eye-twinkling charisma. Remember how we laughed when that first brick shattered one of the windows on our team bus? How disgusted we felt...

Mostly I detest the dipper fans more than the actual club itself, but I truly hate and despise anything and everything to do with the rags, club and fans.

France occasionally play like a one-man team, but they have some very good players who can make things happen - and Deschamp seems like he knows what he's doing.

So many things wrong with that statement I just don't know where to begin.

He always strikes me as the sort of person who keeps fit not for health reasons, but for vanity reasons. In about 5 years time he'll be dyeing his hair and probably having plastic surgery, like a latter-day Michael Jackson. He'll end up having a neck reduction operation, but to compensate for...

He has too much going against him for him ever to be recognised for his football skills alone. First, to us he's a former rag (twice). Once is bad, but twice? He genuinely believed that we would want him, and it seems his agents contacted the City board to see if we were agreeable to him - and...

Nope. I've thought it for years. About as graceful as a fucking JCB.

Saint Harry will be in the starting 11, so too Sako - who will be examining every blade of grass from close-up every couple of seconds. Pickford will play hoofball and then scream at his defenders if it goes out of play, Bellingham will outdo the Tranny with his theatrics and trying to do...

We can add that incident to a whole list of underhand, sly, devious tactics that shower of bastards have pulled since their formation. 'Çunts' and 'two-faced treachery' are words that are often used when discussing the vermin.

I don't like the man. He's a scouser and he played for them. But even with my childish attitude to the rags I cannot understand what he's saying half the time. As a recognised authority on over-imbibing I would say he's either drunk or hungover most of the time, and I believe it's the former...

Waistcoat would have known all this when making his team selection. He, or one of his advisors would have inside knowledge of each players' personalities: who's a leader, who's a follower and so on. The fact that they look like 11 strangers when on the pitch, no camaraderie, no team-bonding, is...

For Southgate that's adventurous.

Didsbury Fields Forever

Plymouth are playing Cheltenham in a Carabao Cup tie, predictably enough the BBC have labelled it as Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle vs Cheltenham. So that's Derby, DC United, Birmingham City and now Plymouth that have had their names changed by the BBC to accommodate Shrek.

He's another Beckscum, a show-pony for the teenage market.