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I'm going to see a Scouse tribute band tonight - 'Took That.'

Good one!

Beggars belief after all the money he's spent - although I did have a fit of the giggles when I saw the pairing yesterday.

Who would want him - aside from Steve Bruce, of course.

I too stopped reading it, utter drivel. I thought after Jabba had gone Deeney would be an improvement, but I seem to have been watching different games to him if they are genuinely his picks.

Apparently Ten Bob made a nasty comment about the weight of Frankie Dettori being too much for him and horseface reacted violently. He should be okay for the 3-15 at Haydock, a spokesman said.

We need that strange Spurs fan with his weird graphs, to show us how often the corner flags flap with the wind to prove to us that Spurs are the greatest. I miss the weirdo.

With or without them it was always going to be a tough call, the Chavs are basically shit and the dippers have the wind in their sails.

I quite liked him. Not the greatest by any means, but all the while he represented my club he got my 100% support at all times.

As much as I would love to see Villa destroy those verminous çunts, I believe today we will see just how blatantly corrupt the Premier League really is. A defeat for the rags would increase the uncertainty surrounding Ten-Bob's future, it would also load more humiliation on the club and...

Sniffing around Tuchel again, apparently. Yeah, he's the sort of man who'll put up with the despot looking over his shoulders and undermining everything he does.

Bring back Glyn Pardoe (I got his autograph when I was 12, yeah, nearly 4 years ago now).

Shoulda, woulda, coulda, we can all play that game. In my mind I should be a young, jet-setting playboy: wealthy beyond imagination, a string of beautiful ladies on my arms etc. But I'm not. I am -like most people- where I deserve to be in life. For the effort I have put into my chosen lifestyle...

True. For a so-called 'retired' football manager he certainly seems to spend a lot of time at the swamp. Maybe every new candidate for the job is vetted by the Pisscan, and anyone who looks a fairly decent prospect gets vetoed by him in case he's too good and threatens his own place in the...

Good luck to him. He was never as consistent as he should have been, and that's why Cabalerro was brought in. I know many never took to Claudio but I thought he was pretty good - despite the afore-mentioned inconsistencies.

They are pinning everything on Rashford. Their sole tactic appears to be hoof it down to him and hope something comes out of it.

"Is it a bird, is it a plane...No! It's Pgmol to the rescue." Whenever the rags need rescuing, Howard Webb, a mild-mannered sporting executive swoops down from the planet Full'oShite and becomes RedWebb, a caped crusader who uses his special powers to make sure the rags get a favourable result...

I haven't seen any highlights but I heard Ratboy 2 was sent off - again.

This, all day long. And with the media cherry-picking what they want to broadcast it's small wonder everybody forgets what really happened back then.

We all knew this was going to happen - the rags abiding by the same rules as every other club? Not a chance. We've seen this with every single game that poisonous club have played, since Sly Sports, the Premier league, and Gill and the Pisscan formed their vile alliance. Anyone seriously...