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I ordered a breakfast bagel (egg, sausage, cheese) and a hash brown from Coffee time donuts a while back. Got in the truck, started driving while eating the sandwich. Cocksuckers ripped me off for my hash brown.

How much time did Rodri get for Spain the other day. I was expecting him to start today.

Thanks.

Cheers.

When is the team announced?

Nectarines are nowhere near as juicy. Now, turtle flesh is a whole other story.

Sounds like the "Yeti" ones we have here. The coolers cost a fortune.

Your round.

You mean this? Last seen in Toronto in 1967.

My niece calls her mum and dad, “Grandpawrents” on account she has a dog and no kids.

You dirty bastard.

Cockloaf on rye.

I converted one after performing a slipadictomy.

Oh fuck, what has the jelly headed simpleton said now?

Sorry to hear mate.

7 days, 8hrs, 54 mins until the 11th anniversary of the last time I got one.

Yep. I don't recall him looking for a foul. He's a tough little bastard.

Expect. I want money.

I expect better behaviour from you : )