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Should have sent Paul Whitehouse to translate.

A guy who makes jokes and threats about rape, shows porn and sexually explicit content to minors and was banned from the platform for sexual coercion. And that’s without even mentioning all the other ways in which he’s a terrible influence on kids everywhere. I have absolutely no problem...

Honestly, a damning indictment of the whole sport that that **** is allowed anywhere fucking near the event. With zero exaggeration he literally causes trouble everywhere he goes and is an amoral **** of the highest order. They might as well have the ghost of Jimmy Savile sat there.

Monty Python couldn’t write this stuff.

“Sorry about that nonce bloke Jen, here’s an award.” You have to laugh

I love Portuguese folk’s English. Get a word like “sue” wrong but then casually drop “polemic” in. My wife’s family do this stuff all the time and it’s endlessly entertaining.

Every argument being trotted out for Vinicius you can apply two-fold to Erling in the treble season. He scored literally double the number of goals and won a fucking treble. Hypocrisy and double standards so obvious that you can see them from space.

I actually can’t believe what I’m hearing. Are Real Madrid literally all five years old? How fucking embarrassing can you get? If I was a Real fan I’d probably move to Tajikistan and live as a horse farmer for the rest of my life.

Just had a rag fan text me saying he’s heard Pep is going there at the end of the season. Any advice on how I can respond to that level of delusion?

I raise you: Elias Charalambous (Steaua Bucharest manager) Steven Peavis from the Brett Domino Trio Now that I think about it... Steven Peavis >>> Elias Charalambous >>> Gigi Buffon That is basically like an evolution in Pokemon.

Not sure if it has been mentioned, but from what I can determine, if they fail to beat Chelsea next weekend it will be their worst first 10 games of a season since 1986. Incredible ability for setting new records, our ETH.

Will do, and I agree. I've always been of the mind that they need to build a reasonable margin of error into these systems (umpire's call in cricket is the oft cited example of this being "done well"). But PGMOL seem hell-bent on their binary interpretations - they hold positions like "offside...

I wish I had the details mate, but as usual with this kind of thing it's all smoke and mirrors - proprietary tech interests not wanting to lose whatever secret sauce they have (if any). I wouldn't be surprised if we found out they had massively over-promised and under-delivered. I have seen...

Most things the PL touches are a disaster, so it wouldn't surprise me. There are three versions of SAOT out there. One uses a chip in the ball (the WC one), the second uses limb-tracking (the CL one). Basically they turn the players into "skeletons" and track a few key points on their body...

Well yeah, it's all marketing until they actually deploy it and we can see if it's any good or not. I'm just making the point that it is using a different methodology to the CL System.

I'm happy to be wrong. Liverpool look dreadful.

It will probably look the same to us as spectators but the CL system uses limb tracking, this new system interpolates using cameras and AI - and theoretically it is a lot faster (near instantaneous). https://www.cityam.com/ai-powered-semi-automated-var-set-for-premier-league-debut/

If you want the actual answer - it's because the Premier League decided to use a new system which wasn't ready at the start of the season on the promise it would be state of the art. Rather than go for one of the existing systems they use in other leagues that will soon be outdated tech. I also...

It's fine, they've got Mr Miyagi waiting in the dressing room.