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Balo looked pretty worried on the touch-line tonight. Like the fat speccy kid at a school disco. Drop the attitude Mario and you might get a hand-job off the netball captain.

Shit in the air though.

I had £40 at 8/1 on city winning 3-0 I love you Kun, but turn it in you twat. You're meant to pass it back to Hart in the 91st bastard minute.

Re: Mr Kun Agguero Wow, every club in the league must be shitting themselves. Some debut that!!!!

Yes, do that. Check the forum's CoC and ban everyone who indulges in black humour and the politics of envy. Only allow Daily Mail readers and arse-lickers with Napoleonic aspirations.

I couldn't give a shit. I'm going to Madrid tomorrow.

Christ, not you again, I suppose he was going to sew legs back on.

Yes I would openly taunt a grieving parent with my wise-cracks about globalisation and the savage death of their off-spring, just to show them a humourous side to the whole occasion. This is the internet. You can say what you want, distasteful or not. If you repeated a quarter of your bile in...

We want to see pics of their tits, clunge or ring. Dems the rules I think.

Wind your neck in. You're not remotely offended you tart.

Oh dear, the dibble have been indulging in friendly fire? Hope you read that last bit Lucky13. Jesus H Christ... moron doesn't even describe you.

That's what globalism has done. Here's a scientific formula that I have worked up based on little research: Globalisation + Climate change = Shrinking frozen wilderness + rising fuel costs + really adventurous/ambitious teachers who want suggest really expensive school trips on the off-chance...

Oh dear, it appears you've made an ass of yourself again. You really shouldn't punch above your weight. Not with your education.

There's a moral to this tale. Walk around saying "Hi, I'm Horatio"... don't be surprised if a massive fucking bear dismembers you.

"****" is a word you'll hear on Radio 4 or read in The Guardian, fairly regularly. You wouldn't know that, though. Cameron is a **** for the following reasons: 1. Big Society (yes Dave, we'll do it for free) 2. His true intentions for the NHS 3. Shafting the armed forces (yes, just like Labour)

Are you addressing me? Yes I come from working class roots. And here's another few facts about me: a. I'm educated. b. I've always worked hard c. I'm an employer, I run a small enterprise employing 6 people. d. I'm fairly well off. e. I'm well travelled. f. I get frustrated with dickheads. g. I...

It was before Lucky13 turned it into a 'I love Dave's dad thred'. Anyway London burns, much to the embarrassment of Seb Coe and hos IOC crooks.

Where is the mocking you fool? Your ignorance is embarrassing. I'm ashamed of the way this coutry's education system has let you down. I do hope you live happy in your 'fuckwit coccoon' though.

Your use of grammar and spelling clearly marks you out as "not bright", but without 'Wiki-ing' the Camerons, what I do know about them, is they come from generations of landed gentry, not some fucking Del-boy hero with a vision for his son. Also, the correct phrase is "Off my/his own bat". NOT...

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp Fuckin ell. I resisted sending any texts. I was that close to swamping my scum friends at HT. But restrained myself. I was very gracious in defeat. Much to the annoyance of the cunts. I can safely work tomorrow.