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It was 1s/6d (71/2p) to watch City when I was a kid, although to be fair it didn't involve meeting David (Waggy) Wagstaffe or Cliff Sear afterwards, unless you waited outside the main entrance for their autograph. The hotdogs were good though.

Watch from four minutes in:-

Isle of Man in the 1960's

I went to see Doddy in Oswaltwistle a few years back, he came on at eight and finished at 1.30am, the place was half empty because people had to get back for babystitters. Non stop jokes the whole time.

There are around 100 other channels to choose from. it's not 1964 :)

You have more chance of being murdered than winning the Lotto jackpot in the UK. Fact. On average eight people are murdered. One or two win the jackpot.

Flobalop Weeeed.

This bus driver married this femaie bus conductor. On the wedding night she said "Room for one on top" He said "Christ, you never told me there was room for five standing inside" Bernard Manning 1977

He just owns the penalty spot bit at both ends.

Indeed, we'll have a whip round to buy Messi at the next home game. I'll chip in a fiver.

I was waiting down a side street near the old Mayfield station about midnight a few years back, picking up my son from the late express from London Euston to Piccadilly Two rough slags tapped on my window and said "Do you want to do some business?" I said, "No thank you, I went to the toilet...

Remember the Johnny Crossan one. Pardoe, Pardoe, He's off to Mexico, With Bell & Lee and Summerbee, Pardoe, Pardoe, Pardoe, Pardoe. Joe Mercer, Joe Mercer, Is it true what people say, We're gonna win the football league? Sha la la la Summerbee Rival fans:- Who the fuckin hell is he? The...