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It's a tough challenge to post the worse joke of the thread when @jimharri has been posting for days, but you've done it :)

Back for Good

Teasing admin

Nothing wrong with a stop gap signing, as long as everyone knows where they stand. We're obviously saving for a war chest for next season, with or without Pep.

And a senior player that's actually fresh after the internationals, I bet he'll start most league games after the breaks, especially as they're usually followed by a CL game.

BBC's Chief Football Bollock Daniel Storey thinks it won't happen. Best put your house on it happening then.

A funny way of saying 5 in a row. I'm very sorry we can't re-sign players with the quality of Johnny Fucking Evans.

SPUUUUUURSY! Football is back! Don't you just love it!

STAY FUCKING CALM

I've always been negative when posters have suggested bringing him back, because he chose to leave. he broke my heart. But fuck it, I am ready to get hurt again. Bring the boy home!

But how good were Chelsea as a whole? A B+ player shines in a D- team.

Lavia, that many on here were annoyed that we sold, still looks nothing more than a B+ player.

Typical narcissist. He's ALWAYS the hero or the victim. Never the villain. What other club is looking at this statement and thinking "Yes! Him! He's the kind of person we want!"?

Brilliant for an opening game, when we've barely had our first team back in the fold. Onwards. Forwards.

"You tippy tappy fuckers, I'll show you what to do"

YES!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaw poor Cucu