do I have to quarantine coming back from Portugal?
when do I need to get a test?
do I need a test to come home?
is Portugal green?
can I fly via an amber country?
where are my mittens?
This is like a football citizens advice forum.
Are these people a) lazy. b) thick c) on a wind up or d) lazy...
See!
you can only go on a sterile, branded alcohol free day trip.
expect hours of queuing
endless hand lubing
constant mask wearing
overpriced beverages
fun fun fun
And the reason is because of Covid. They don’t want thousands of unwashed Brits clogging up the river Douro and fighting over the...
I’m really not.....
it’s just not safe
dont go.
Portugal is a hub for the Brazil variant, what with them all being foreign and that.
expensive tests
money down the pan if you test positive
grief and hassle
its just not worth it
stay home
stay safe
dont apply for a ticket
Not at all.
just worried for everyone else.
go back to work
stop refreshing the screen
organised, fun-free daytrips only
save yourself the disappointment
dont look
dont book
dont apply for a ticket
Just trying to warn fellow blues of the realities.
dangerous new Portuguese variant
not worth the risk
stay home
stay safe
dont hug
and don’t apply for a ticket.
The fun zone will be reserved for those lucky enough to be on the club organised day trip.
everyone else will be left to the delights of Porto. The bars, restaurants, cafes, scenery and architecture.
free to roam the streets in search of strawberry blondes.
the city will be their oyster - just...
Skanky fun zone is the arse end of a run down public park.
armed police keeping you there
alcohol free beer only
hot dogs and burgers
a Haribo tent
hundreds of hand sanitizer stations
bouncy castle (when Fergie dies!)
everything €7.50 a pop
masks on at all times
bright orange wristband with...
Day trip costs
flight £400
covid tests (2) £200
ticket £100 (at least)
spend £50 (it will be dry so hot dogs and Haribo only)
£750 for a day out to see the inside of a coach, a skanky ‘fun zone’ and a match, whilst being treated like a leper and kept away from everything.
whats not to like...
Travel bubble
Day trip only
no alcohol zone
extortionate cost of tests
expensive flights
no bars open
indian variant
quarantine on return
heavy handed police
sray home
stay safe
dont bother going
and especially don’t apply for a ticket
I took a day off work to call up for a ticket (didn’t get through til gone 2.00)
then another day off to drive up to Manchester (450 mile round trip) to queue for a ticket
happy days
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