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who the fuck is randon bytheway?

the reason we clink our drinks together when we say cheers dates back to when poisoning your guest's drink was commonplace and the act of clinking transferred some of their liquid into your own goblet so as to show them it was safe to drink.

I loved her so much i once did the same thing myself and asked my barber to give me a Purdey. he told me = no chance, i'm not having anyone walking out of here looking like a mushroom. fashion is supposed to go round in cycles. perhaps her style will return soon. it would be nice if it did.

Bottom Of The Cliff by Eileen Dover

i'll give it a try... "The Secretary" by Dick Tation. how's that? when this thread has dried up you could start a thread about batty book titles

had you considered that i might have no left hand?

it is impossible to tell the age of a lobster.

"reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one". (a. einstein)

purdey or was that the 70's? don't care.

beat me to it. quite possibly the best song ever written about how we inherit our genes. no chance of competing with it but i'll chuck this gem into the mix anyway

what a shame. r.i.p.

may as well post it then and not forgetting this

with your fist in my face

BGH 393X

quin is a nice first name, i think. people warm to it eventually, unlike my surname.

how tall is he? is he by any chance 6ft fucking 4?

new brighton. shithole. had a gun put to my head. greta notgarbo my arse. anyone off to the briton's protection?

you keep visually impaired people as pets?