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United the stand out bag of shit?

Quick update. Calafiori is a real warrior tonight. He’s actually playing with a severed hamstring. He’ll be easy to spot as he’s the one playing with a crutch under each arm. Over to you bridgeno1. Maybe you’ve been fed a few porkies, not like that to happen from your totally honest, classy club.

Typically entitled attitude. Stamp and scream unless everything goes their way. In all honesty, they really should be pitied, such a sad outlook on life.

And it doesn’t apply to Arse-anal

Don't ask silly questions. We all know the answer. (Not being flippant and it does leave a nasty taste in the mouth)

Won't be watching that

Mind you, Dark Artseta has only been there five years in December and spent shedloads of money. Didn't really need to spend so much because non-league cloggers can be picked up for a pittance. Imagine that twat with talent like David Silva or Kevin De Bruyne.

No doubt Calafiori is out for half a decade, or one carabao cup match whichever is the shortest.

It wouldn't have been a penalty. Just look at what's going on with your defender groping Akanji. Much worse (or worser as that thick Arse fan would say) and ignored by the bottler.

Did very well, looked very assured for his age. Glyn is definitely the youngest. As for the next I put forward Tommy Caton or Neil Lennon.

Without Rodri we lack a real, physical presence in the midfield. Trying to find someone to cover him isn't easy. Wharton certainly isn't that player or even Guimaraes at Newcastle.

It would be nice if the City website, match programme or even commentary on EDS matches kept us informed as to injured players with the academy. Trying to find out information is like trying to get a penalty against a team wearing red whilst Michael Oliver has got the whistle.

Could well be more than cup minutes. I think he has looked more comfortable playing for the first team than the academy sides.

I agree, his loans could hardly have been more impressive.

Stop talking bollocks

Between me and you, I was only kidding when I said he played for Liverpool in about 1890.

You could always move to Liverpool and repair church roofs at night.

Just googled him. Born May 1915 so about 56 when I went to the Grammar School. He gave me a bollocking in the yard on my first day.

He was the headmaster. Used to take some maths classes when the regular teachers weren't there. Offered five pence for whoever answered first. Made a few bob out of him.

Even it he hadn't signed for someone already it was indeed an extremely stupid suggestion. Hopefully you will be the first and last to suggest such things.