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To the tune of "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book Oh he's the king of the wingers, The Belgian VIP, He's reached the top and he won't stop And now he's at City. Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee I wanna be like youuuuuu I wanna walk like you, run like you, DOKUUUUUU Oh yes it's...

I only meant it would be original as a football chant. Composing new songs is a bit of a reach considering we can't even get people to sing a new recognisable tune. As for the Jungle Book, it's not that deep, but if we want to get deep about the racism of the Jungle Book then adapting one of...

I like your gif, on theme for jungle book.

Depressingly I think that's what will be his chant which is incredibly boring. As I said, like Chelsea, just chanting the same things but switching in names. We used to have some creativity in the fan base but we've become really dull.

I love your positivity. Let's not do anything original ever and just be like Chelsea.

Does he require the same thing from every winger defensively? First time I've seen that.

Tin hat on. To the tune of "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book Oh he's the king of the wingers, The Belgian VIP, He's reached the top and he won't stop And now he's at City. Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee I wanna be like youuuuuu I wanna walk like you, run like you, DOKUUUUUU...

tbf the original post is talking more about balancing out his explosiveness with a DM cover. The idea is don't ask him to do so many explosive sprints in a game that he busts his hamstrings. I hear you e.g. you see Grealish tracking back like a demon often (He made interventions against...

To the tune of "I wanna be like you" Oh he's the king of the wingers The Belgian VIP He's reached the top and he won't stop And now he's at City Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee I wanna be like youuuuuu I wanna walk like you, run like you, Dokuuuuuu Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee I wanna be like...

I really can't see Barcelona being able to afford him even at 50m.

I've a feeling Burnley might do them. I thought Ten Hag would sort them out but if it's not one thing it's another. They just seem to make players worse. Remember that Pep wanted Maguire, Fred and Sanchez who absolutely flopped. Sancho was framed as a game changer but is now persona non...

I have a soft spot for Chelsea but I worry for them that they have absolutely fucked it and could become Everton within 5 years. Friends who are Chelsea fans have tried to explain to me why this unique "long term contracts for young players and if it doesn't pan out just sell them" strategy is...

Barcelona is a membership based organisation so there is always a political element to the way they communicate publicly. They always act like spoilt brats to protect the feelings of their members but it's just noise, often coloured by Catalan nationalism. In this case it seems to be to set the...

Mourinho, Pogba, Maguire, Sanchez, Ronaldo, now Sancho. All the "gotchas" they've sprung over the years just reacting to City's plan. There's a big lesson in there.

Sure, but would all of those "half decent" managers have been in the final in the first place? Every England tournament prior to Southgate I can remember garbage performances, riddled with internal politics, centred on massive egos. Everybody writes off his success in creating a good...

All this criticism and yet he is easily, by far, the most successful England manager of my lifetime. Every generation gets hammed up as "one of the most talented squads ever assembled". Careful what you wish for.

"if he dared" ... hmm I don't think he had anything left to prove tbh. He'd have torn it up over here, no doubt, but I can see why it wasn't top of his list.

I think it makes sense but he's missing a massive piece of the puzzle when he says that Nunes will go into the Gundogan spot. Rather, I expect Nunes will sit back in the position he's already proven himself in, and Rodri will move forward. Given his recent comments about being freer to move up...

You are right in general but tbf with Barella though mate he just got to the CL final so a lot of people will have ended up watching him 5 times, and maybe once in person in Istanbul, which is where I'm coming from. Engine and aggression tied to very good technical level, what's not to like...

please be Barella and not Eze